Fat chicks do not deserve sex...
Well, when I was married, my choices were:
Sex with fat chick while remembering what she looked like when she was skinny..
No sex..
I call that technique "using the memory bank"...
Just think of the best looking chick that you can mentally picture, close your eyes, and stick with that image...works like a charm.
Be careful when doing this because there is a good chance that your parter will take offense...
Here is the solution... Her: "Why do you have your eyes closed?! Are you thinking of someone else?!" Me: "No baby, I just have sweat in my eyes. You wear me out".
Works like a charm![]()
You know what else works? Setting your sights a little higher.
quality vs. quantity. Frequently I went for the second in college.
Now I fly P-3's.
So are you giving the P-3 motivational speech in the Primary VT's this week?
Yet another wonderful AW thread, brought to you by PropStop and MB's soon-to-be ex-wife........![]()
That's like saying, "At least that fat chick has boobs."
I tried to...I read the word RADAR and fell asleep.
quality vs. quantity. Frequently I went for the second in college.
Now I fly P-3's.