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E-2D Advanced Hawkeye - Less than a year out.

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Say hi to your sock.
 

FMRAM

Combating TIP training AGAIN?!
Well, when I was married, my choices were:

Sex with fat chick while remembering what she looked like when she was skinny..

No sex..

I call that technique "using the memory bank"...

Just think of the best looking chick that you can mentally picture, close your eyes, and stick with that image...works like a charm.

Be careful when doing this because there is a good chance that your parter will take offense...

Here is the solution... Her: "Why do you have your eyes closed?! Are you thinking of someone else?!" Me: "No baby, I just have sweat in my eyes. You wear me out".
Works like a charm :D
 

Single Seat

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I call that technique "using the memory bank"...

Just think of the best looking chick that you can mentally picture, close your eyes, and stick with that image...works like a charm.

Be careful when doing this because there is a good chance that your parter will take offense...

Here is the solution... Her: "Why do you have your eyes closed?! Are you thinking of someone else?!" Me: "No baby, I just have sweat in my eyes. You wear me out".
Works like a charm :D


You know what else works? Setting your sights a little higher.
 

Flash

SEVAL/ECMO
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Yet another wonderful AW thread, brought to you by PropStop and MB's soon-to-be ex-wife........:D
 

bunk22

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That's like saying, "At least that fat chick has boobs."

This thread went downhill quick. However, not to be left out, one of the worst things in the world is a fat chick without big boobs. She doesn't have any other physically redeeming qualities. She has to have someting to get by. Almost like a blind person not being able to hear, they have to have that to survive.
 
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