After a particularly public and vocal freakout by the CO at an AOM, JOPA created a parking spot sized zen rock garden...in his parking space.
After leaving his vehicle in his parking space while on a 3 week road trip (vice giving his space away to the SOY etc...), JOPA put the CO's car up on jacks, removed the wheels and tires and scattered them to the winds...by the winds, I mean the O'club to be ransomed for drinks, the Base CO's house, for general embarrassment...etc...There was a scavenger hunt clue left on the car, along with a clue at each wheel location so that by following the clues, the wheels could be retrieved.