Just 'cause we needed an actual joke...
One member of each service was selected to interview for a spot in an elite CIA paramilitary unit.
They were all waiting in a reception area and were called in one by one for the interview. The USAF STS team leader went in. His wife was sitting, tied to a chair. The interviewer handed him a pistol and told him, "We need unconditional dedication to the mission. Your mission is to shoot your wife in the head." The airman said "I love her too much! You're sick!" and ran crying from the room.
The Navy SEAL went in. His wife was bound, and the CIA interviewer handed him a pistol and told him to shoot his wife. He looked at it for a second, hands shaking, then put it back down on the deck and left.
An Army Delta Force commando went in. He took the pistol, racked the slide, put his finger on the trigger, but then put it down and hugged his wife.
Lasty, the Recon Marine went in. From outside, the receptionist heard "BANG, BANG!" followed by the most horrible screaming and banging around. Some minutes later, the Marine emerged, looking like hell.
"What happened?" said the receptionist.
"Damn gun had blanks in it. I had to strangle the dumb b!tch myself!" said the Marine.
Sick, yes...flame away...
One member of each service was selected to interview for a spot in an elite CIA paramilitary unit.
They were all waiting in a reception area and were called in one by one for the interview. The USAF STS team leader went in. His wife was sitting, tied to a chair. The interviewer handed him a pistol and told him, "We need unconditional dedication to the mission. Your mission is to shoot your wife in the head." The airman said "I love her too much! You're sick!" and ran crying from the room.
The Navy SEAL went in. His wife was bound, and the CIA interviewer handed him a pistol and told him to shoot his wife. He looked at it for a second, hands shaking, then put it back down on the deck and left.
An Army Delta Force commando went in. He took the pistol, racked the slide, put his finger on the trigger, but then put it down and hugged his wife.
Lasty, the Recon Marine went in. From outside, the receptionist heard "BANG, BANG!" followed by the most horrible screaming and banging around. Some minutes later, the Marine emerged, looking like hell.
"What happened?" said the receptionist.
"Damn gun had blanks in it. I had to strangle the dumb b!tch myself!" said the Marine.
Sick, yes...flame away...