Kyle:
[hesitant at first] So... what do
you do for fun?
Brian:We drink and take drugs.
Boy 1

o you want some acid?
Kyle:Oh, no thanks. We don't do that stuff.
Boy 2:You will. There's a reason most San Francisco kids take a lot of drugs.
Brian:It's the only thing that allows us to deal with our parents all walking around loving the smell of their own farts all the time.
Gerald:Everthing okay in here, Kyle?
Kyle:Yeah, fine, Dad.
Gerald:Sooo much better here with the intellectuals, isn't it, boys?
[farts, then bends over and inhales his own fart] Wuhh
[sniffs, rises and walks away] Mmmm.
Kyle:Well... maybe I'll take just half a hit of acid.
Ike:I want three.