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  1. Hozer

    Tomcat Catapult Shot

    Tomcat dudes = I keed...sort of.
  2. Hozer

    Commissaries Closing?

    Here in Jax on Saturday, the commissary started electronically scanning all ID cards before your purchase. Seems like it's metrics gathering time. Probably an excellent time to start the pool on filthy retiree vs. active-duty commissary use.
  3. Hozer

    The Great, Constantly Changing Picture Gallery...part DEUX

    2 of my girls standing in the same spot holding the crew photo of their great-grandfather in late 1943 under his B-17F "Tallywacker" after receiving the DFC for completing 25 missions.
  4. Hozer

    Son of Blackbird: SR72

    ^^pretty good 'stache too.
  5. Hozer

    China adjusts property values along the western U.S. coast?

    yet another good reason for living in the South?
  6. Hozer

    Unisex Cover

    clear;y a worthy mission for Task Force Uniform...after they fix the ObamaCare website naturally.
  7. Hozer

    The Great, Constantly Changing Picture Gallery...part DEUX

    A CASA that sucked up a couple of mortars at BAF.
  8. Hozer

    Elk

    rgr, tx.
  9. Hozer

    Elk

    Did that hog .270 cartridge feature a spitzer or OTM bullet?
  10. Hozer

    Elk

    Fantastic...shit, I just want to get some Georgia does next month for sausage... Congrats.
  11. Hozer

    Awesome article

    How could you not slip this in? Maybe the follow-up piece, eh?
  12. Hozer

    Clearance Interviews, what happens?

    ^^^^^future callsign alert^^^^^ "NutSack" too soon?
  13. Hozer

    The Mighty P-3 - "Subservience Plane"

    this would be a more appropriate weapons loadout...
  14. Hozer

    The Mighty P-3 - "Subservience Plane"

    Ohhhhh! The terror! 30 MLM's! Probably more than the entire years' allotment these days for the Wing. Seriously, you could get a nasty cut from peeling back a Mk-58...
  15. Hozer

    Landing on a carrier in a sand storm

    auto dog, bitches!
  16. Hozer

    Imminent danger pay area shrinking?

    shit, Detroit is more dangerous than Bagram. Maybe we should garrison returning Marines there? Sure would keep up the CQB quals.
  17. Hozer

    P-8 fires Harpoon, hits big orange net.....

    can't believe we're still shooting 'poons. what a pos.... make that a non-discriminatory pos.
  18. Hozer

    Aviator progression in the Navy

    The guy on the left is obviously a graduate of Task Force Uniform...
  19. Hozer

    Heading to Bahrain for Deployment...Anyone coming through?

    Man, I remember the neon sign on top of that place in the early 90's and the midget that was the doorman...awesome.
  20. Hozer

    F-35??

    http://www.military.com/video/aircraft/jet-fighters/first-f-35c-arrives-at-eglin-afb/2515940634001/ Last week... Now that's some proper looking CV landing gear too! Excellent "Grim Reapers" tail art also...
  21. Hozer

    U.S. Navy Ditches ALL CAPS messages

    while they're at it, how about a status check on the paperless Navy?
  22. Hozer

    SECNAV Criticizes 'Blueberries'

    Dungarees f-ing sucked ass. Yup, hands almost in worthless front pockets!
  23. Hozer

    SECNAV Criticizes 'Blueberries'

    Equally embarrassing is the entire notion of "Task Force Uniform". Utterly ridiculous.
  24. Hozer

    The Great, Constantly Changing Picture Gallery...part DEUX

    ah, excellent. tx again. minus 1 for recce. I'll choke myself with my own hand.
  25. Hozer

    The Great, Constantly Changing Picture Gallery...part DEUX

    what kind of ball is on the Zulu? Doesn't look like a wescam.
  26. Hozer

    One very tough gal...

    Too bad she won't keep the sweet beard. That is an awesome downrange tuft of goodness.
  27. Hozer

    New nutritional supplements guide

    Nice update. I was expecting creatine to get Class C'd.
  28. Hozer

    Scratch four carriers

    ^^^Indeed.
  29. Hozer

    Scratch four carriers

    Raise a drink to these men. VT-4 donated a framed picture in '08 at the Mustin Beach O'Club.
  30. Hozer

    What if pay day falls on a Monday?

    I enjoy walking the commissary aisles and gently tasing the power chair crowd. You know, the 300 lb. cripples who can suddenly leap out of the hover-round when they're fighting for the last bag of pork rinds. It's the little things.
  31. Hozer

    Liberty Radius?

    Some nanny commands make the requestor actually print out directions and mileage from mapquest. That and of course, the obligatory breathalyzer. oops, just noticed the above reference to mapquest. Nothing to see here, move along. Did I mention it's good to be retired?
  32. Hozer

    LCDR CONTINUATION

    So, how many O-3's are getting their walking papers these days? I saw some O-4's get booted with 14-16 years in just 24 months ago. But shit, an O-4 selection board with a 60% rate. Damn, then only to be "cannon fodder" for the next xx years....
  33. Hozer

    Looking to buy an M1A

    I was going to mention the SA9121. Douglas barrel, walnut with a nifty adjustable cheek rest, double lug, match everything...
  34. Hozer

    Romeo Aircrewman to NFO

    Only thing I'll add is going from balls-to-the-wall helo AW shit to Maritime NFO paperwork/bureaucracy stuff was "different". After 8 years as an A-dub floating my ass off, I chose lifestyle in VP (and interestingly so did 3 other former helo-AW's in my OCS class). If I were you, I'd go to a...
  35. Hozer

    What in the hell is an Iranian F-5 Phantom?

    whoa....slow down there...this is much more I-ran speed.
  36. Hozer

    The Great, Constantly Changing Picture Gallery...part DEUX

    FJ-1 FURY, best caption What to do with A-pool ensigns during sequester.
  37. Hozer

    Navy using a laser for Point Defense

    Can you imagine the PAC-FIRE safety/shenanigans brief?
  38. Hozer

    First flight of the P-8A Poseidon and all things related to transition

    We haven't even talked about MAD altitude compensation values...
  39. Hozer

    The Great, Constantly Changing Picture Gallery...part DEUX

    I'm interested in the $ as to why no municipality has jumped on the chance to turn a supercarrier into a museum/restaurant/attraction. It would take one hell of a business coalition, but it seems to have worked out for Intrepid, Yorktown, and Midway. Midway has an especially nice setup. Supers...
  40. Hozer

    The Great, Constantly Changing Picture Gallery...part DEUX

    If memory serves, water hours were imposed because too many Hollywoods were happening. You remember, take the metal clip holding the shower curtain up and fashion it to hold the shower button in? The XO flipped out and beatings were administered accordingly. Good times.
  41. Hozer

    The Great, Constantly Changing Picture Gallery...part DEUX

    Washing Cutlass 471 somewhere in the Black Sea in the Spring 92'. Water hours on the boat. Turco stings a little on the skin but it sure as shit gets you clean. I know, Safety Violators...yeah, yeah...
  42. Hozer

    Retirement and last flight in the Navy after 20 years....

    welcome to the good life Bunk...
  43. Hozer

    RDML recieves NPLOC for profanity at Foc'sle Follies?

    5 month investigation? Jesus...what a f-ing waste. So what's his consolation prize? Does he get to head up the NEXT Task Force Uniform?
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