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  1. Hozer

    Eric Cooper: Navy SEAL, F-14 pilot, POSER Bigamist

    I'm an NFO, nerd is part of the job description to make up for the distinct lack of brains in the flight station (up front, you dumbasses):D
  2. Hozer

    Airwarriors Stickers?

    good call.
  3. Hozer

    Eric Cooper: Navy SEAL, F-14 pilot, POSER Bigamist

    Your premise is that it's harder to be phony. I disagree. The dedication, sacrifice, hard work, and committment that aviators must possess virtually every day is far more than the average joe can take. I consider this a flaw that many guys have, because they are humble and self-deprecating...
  4. Hozer

    Pre-Sim Armadillo Hunting!

    beautiful. rep.
  5. Hozer

    Pre-Sim Armadillo Hunting!

    light reading... "Better Environmentalism Through Killing Ted Nugent, seventies rock relic, loves the wild outdoors. Loves to seek out the earth's creatures, large and small, and shoot them. Loves that he could be the conservation movement's most valuable ally. Which is to say, he loves...
  6. Hozer

    Pre-Sim Armadillo Hunting!

    They taste great.
  7. Hozer

    Pre-Sim Armadillo Hunting!

    plus problem solved.
  8. Hozer

    Pre-Sim Armadillo Hunting!

    If someone sees you actually do it. I recommend a Remington Nylon 66 or a Ruger .22 with CB rounds (subsonic so they sound like an airgun, but plenty of punch). Enjoy.
  9. Hozer

    The Doctor is in! Ask a Flight Surgeon!

    Definitely track down a flight surgeon at CC...the worst they can say is no, but I think you've got a good chance... good luck.
  10. Hozer

    National Museum of Naval Aviation pics

    That Vought F7U Cutlass is sweet. Can you still booze in there? Just as good as Udvar-Hazy, and if you can booze too...well
  11. Hozer

    VAN HALEN! Not Van Haggar

    Keith Richards? apples and oranges, that fvcker isn't human. And he's been talking like he's drunk for forty years with a tongue and all.
  12. Hozer

    VAN HALEN! Not Van Haggar

    Tongue? What about that hip replacement? There's no f-ing way EVH is going to make it through this without going back on the "meds". No Florida dates either, must've figured they'd be dead by then.
  13. Hozer

    Tomcat Parts Sold Despite Sales Ban...

    De-milling is a thorough and detailed process. Basically all that's left is cannon plugs, panels, and fasteners. If the IRAF gets an afterburner can, great. If they pay money for it, better. If one day a Super Hornet gets to shoot it down, perfect. If they're getting NCTR, then that's...
  14. Hozer

    Tomcat Parts Sold Despite Sales Ban...

    What sensitive items? I haven't seen any attempt to describe any actual hardware, not even in general terms. Untile then, it's just a full page of alarmist bullshit.
  15. Hozer

    Annoying Pilots

    comms. less is more.
  16. Hozer

    Airwarriors Stickers?

    I just ordered 100 embroidered 4 inch patches for my command. 2 weeks order to door. $3.20 cost/per. I do this crap at every command I'm with, crew t-shirts, ballcaps, "entertainment", so I'm in with a dead electrician as an "investment capitalist"...
  17. Hozer

    The Warrants have arrived

    Is there any way a mod can make this the troll in questions avatar?
  18. Hozer

    The Warrants have arrived

    I don't know Rob. Maybe the laughter will come later, but right now it's just dumb. Cheers.
  19. Hozer

    Your Occupation Before the Navy

    Occupation before the Nav? Petty theft, solicitation, etc. Man, I was good with a slim jim.
  20. Hozer

    Iran Begins Production of Fighter Jet Based on U.S. Technology

    Probably on the inop shitter.
  21. Hozer

    Iran Begins Production of Fighter Jet Based on U.S. Technology

    Now this beauty is intimidating! Can you imagine the stench inside?
  22. Hozer

    Iran Begins Production of Fighter Jet Based on U.S. Technology

    Funny how they couldn't slap a coat of paint on that shitty drop tank. Oh, and those deadly 2.75's...jeez, how ghetto.
  23. Hozer

    OLD NAVY: Traditional Customs & Procedures ... thread split

    Yup, that's what all those holes are for...I think that's A4's doing a FOD walkdown by himself too...:D
  24. Hozer

    F-35B/C Lightning II (Joint Strike Fighter)

    Grumman XF10F, the word "manatee" comes to mind. Sorry MB. Boeing X-32, "sea cow"...staff the squadron with a bunch of Rosie O'Donnell look-a-likes...battabing!
  25. Hozer

    Navy Sonar useage Banned in California

    Solid post. I will also add that the Navy regularly attends Marine Mammal conferences hosted by "granola" organizations. The Navy is generally very forthcoming with information and is armed with copious amounts of data which blows away the nay-sayers. One of the more ironic outcomes is that the...
  26. Hozer

    Navy Sonar useage Banned in California

    It's not just Crazy Cali. The FACSFAC's also have an aggressive reporting process for Northern Right Whales on the East Coast with them reporting (no shit) the visuals into GCCS-M with follow-ups to Second Fleet FOTC. You see whales out in your part of the warning area, no ordnance, no...
  27. Hozer

    P3 vs P8 Question

    I guess the days of 200' mad hunting circles at stall buffet off Iceland and the sweet smell of CAD smoke, burritos, urine, and puke are really numbered...good times. Nice link, thanks.
  28. Hozer

    P3 vs P8 Question

    As I recall, that plane was also empty. Nice cardboard mock-ups of what the sensor stations would look like. It's irrelevant really, from the reports we're looking at a fundamental change in the way we do ASW (profiles, buoy MOT's, etc). Now that construction on the new MMA hangar has begun...
  29. Hozer

    Iran Begins Production of Fighter Jet Based on U.S. Technology

    You know, I always thought/read that this was a great plane. Can you imagine it with an F110-132? Total threadjack, my bad.
  30. Hozer

    Rumsfeld flew......?

    I've got a retired Stoof buddy (commissioned in '58) who says he believes Rumsfeld was a plowback and flew out of Glenview or Grosse Ille. Also, he may not have even gone to the boat for a deployment. Platform transitions and 3 year stints were totally the norm. I'll post when I get more...
  31. Hozer

    E-2D Advanced Hawkeye - Less than a year out.

    Maybe there's something out in the warning area, or even more than one...;) Have you seen the orange air flying too? Kfirs and Hawker Hunters no less doing the special departures out of KNIP...definitely not 250 knots or below...
  32. Hozer

    Chinese Navy Massive build up!

    Interesting that you used a 19th Century American Jacksonian term to describe the Chinese mindset. You are correct that ascribing a monolithic view to a billion plus people is a mistake. on another note, 1+00 to the T-bar...;)
  33. Hozer

    Another "praise the Raptor" article

    Bücker Bü 131, very uber-licious...
  34. Hozer

    The CSOs are coming, the CSOs are coming...to PCola no less!

    Thanks for the link. I'm headed to VT-4 and am looking forward to seeing how things have changed in eleven years...
  35. Hozer

    JFK leaves Mayport

    Yeah, that pic is/was all over the ship. In the Flag Mess, CO's inport cabin, wardroom, third shitter fromt he shooter shack... Nice pic. I'll actually miss that ship a little...
  36. Hozer

    Department Head Board

    Interesting note though, at least for VP, several RAG instructors up for their first DH look, FOS'd. It seems that non-traditional first shore tours, followed by a pain tour are being looked at favorably (at least it was last month). We'll just have to see if this initiative will die like so...
  37. Hozer

    Role of Navy in Iraq: IA

    That echoes what I've heard from others. Did you volunteer? My bro got tagged for his IA checking in for his post-dh tour at Corpus.
  38. Hozer

    Role of Navy in Iraq: IA

    Man, I gotta be straight with you. I'd love to drive a fucking Abrams. I know that's the last thing I'd be doing but, I've thought more than a little about volunteering for an IA. I know this sounds like I've been drinking the kool-aid, but I think this is clearly our generations "call to...
  39. Hozer

    Department Head Board

    For what it's worth, I was a Seaman to Admiral guy. My first shore tour was college and I have been told that is the one thing that has crushed me (3 yrs of NOB's). I was a high first tour EP with all the quals and a second sea-tour number 1 for 16 months on the boat. I picked up Special...
  40. Hozer

    Department Head Board

    There is at least one. When the slate hits the street in two weeks or so, the next round of bitching will commence. But the word is CAG is holding everyone's feet to the fire, understandable from NPC's viewpoint with all of the energy spent on the process.
  41. Hozer

    Im in Trouble Guys

    You need a structured program. I don't think you'll get there without some outside influence. If you are serious, I can help put you (via your recruiter) onto a fitness program here at the base that will get your bubble-gum ass into shape by the Fall. NAS and Mayport have excellent gym...
  42. Hozer

    BMW 6 series on Ebay w/ salvage title

    I'm fighting that itch myself. The S3 is a great bike...
  43. Hozer

    BMW 6 series on Ebay w/ salvage title

    For one the cost of one BMW (albeit nice)..and still have money left over for other shit. Cliche? Yup.
  44. Hozer

    The Warrants have arrived

    Yeah, I hear you. But until the proven path to DH changes...you must "broaden your horizons" on the boat. I don't get the above at all. One's performance in the plane is the very foundation of your squadron reputation. In order to make Instructor, that's your performance in the plane. That's...
  45. Hozer

    The Warrants have arrived

    Two points then: P-3 bubbas have had a hard time getting to the boat to be competitive already (Anav, Shooter, Asst Ops, Strike Ops, TAO, etc) . It's part of the current recipe for DH. So, even fewer of those billets will be available. Same for the FRS. Until the recipe for DH screen changes...
  46. Hozer

    The Warrants have arrived

    I don't know. The flying LDO program has been less than a success. Although there is at least one guy on this board who can speak to it much better than I. It is a difficult path. So what are they going to do? Be super JO's, never go to the boat? Then their career stops there. Seems similar to...
  47. Hozer

    What now...did not get selected for Supply Corps!?

    It sounds like you're pretty early in your enlisted career. Don't ever stop applying, your package just gets better every year. You will get picked up. It took me 8 years and 5 applications, and I don't regret any of it. The first page in my own binder of Navy stuff is my shoot-down letter...
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