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that man is obviously a menace to society.

Well, now I don't have a way to rebel (by not taking my shoes off) and getting that extra screening that I so enjoy. It was pretty much mandatory before if you didn't want to get bothered. Because, you know, a terrorist trying to maintain a low profile would really totally not take his shoes...

So I’m beginning to think that someone at the TSA has a foot fetish: Read the full story. My beef is this. If you're demanding people scan their shoes now and this is based on this recent plot, which involved liquid bombs, WTF good is taking your shoes off going to do? As I said in...

not much has changed!

MPA requires a large crew because we have numerous sensors to monitor, we fly for very long periods of time so we need backup flight crew members and we need a large plane to fit all the computers and sensors in. Further, we carry a huge variety of weapons, including torpedoes (and we can carry...

WTF? Uh, do you even know what MPA does?

I already live in the circus, the tent would be nice though, keep the rain off and all.

Real effective way of getting your point across. Cindy Sheehan hospitalized after hunger strike "Nurse, this woman needs two liters of saline and a BigMac, STAT!"

how is 1million rounds/min not just cool? Talk about AAA.

Man, i hate talking to these people at work (I'm a fan of VFR), but i find it strangely fun to listen to them at home. I'd like you all to tune into Japan ATC, now that's good stuff. "Uh...Roger, make reft sixf fifty."

You sir, have the WRONG SPIRIT!

Mostly i like to wear them in the shower.

Who is the girl? I want to meet her. Oh yeah, uh, cool screen and head gear too. What was this thread about again?

I'll take NJ culture over what passes for culture for most those folks over there...

I doubt it's a problem, but i'm not 100% sure. I know that your roommate(s) will most likely hate you though.

How'd you get in? When I joined the Navy you had to be at least 6' tall (I'm 6"1"), have striking features, and cut a sharp figure in choker whites. I guess standards have changed...

that's why i haven't been able to grow any hair down there! should have known by the way they clang when i run. Thanks for the info!

It's my happy place, where I go when the O-4's come looking.

my 3P is a walking FOD machine. He speed eats those damn sunflower seeds and sprays them every time he makes a radio call or opens his mouth. Though amusing at times, i hate a messy flight station (but my office looks like a bomb went off, funny huh?).

would that be the bag that the FE spills all over the place when the PPC comes back to the flight station and chirps the fire warning to see if everyone is awake? That bag of chips?

the P-3 cockpit models aren't very accurate, nor are the sensor stations. But hey, that's cool, it doesn't need to be 100% accurate. I downloaded the demo, you can play a sub or a helo, tried it once, got bored and moved on. If i obtained a free copy of the full game, i might put a bit more...

1. 2. 3. NOT IT! Or we could compare ACTC levels.... :)

uuuuuuhhhhhh, like i'd want to do this crap on my own time! :)

You can’t get in man. Didn’t you hear, the requirements to be an air taxi pilot are that you be foreign, don’t speak English well, and wear a turban. Okay, that was completely insensitive…

In the P-3 we can build geo points that are displayed on the screens throughout the plane. It's all done from the nerd stations (TACCO and NAV) so you have to sneak in there when the TACCO or Nav is in the head or something. I like to program things like, "3P's blow goats" and other things I...

Yeah, those would be fun to fly I bet. Wonder if the military will buy any of them for small exec transport.

Me, I like big girls. More to love.

no doubt, those things work rather well.

So do the stars represent girth? If so, I have entirely too many stars.

Two quotes of wisdom for you: Try not, fly or fly not, there is no try. Your best? Losers always whine about their best, winners go fly P-3's!

eheh, already gotten in enough trouble for some of the emails i've sent out, don't need to stoke that fire!

Yeah, one I will not be showing to the wife. I'd love to email it out to JOPA, but i can see that going south really fast!

Funny enough, it does!

Oh man, i am NEVER going to bash aerobics again! I NEED to join that class. Wonder if i could talk the wife into going.... is it sad if i like the music? i feel dirty...

And if they don't, they'll make something up to ease your mind.

Dude, I fly a P-3, technology is new to me.

Game over man, game over! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

So does this mean that the tagline of the movie applies to helo drivers, "He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove?"

Zepplins are so cool. I really wish we still used them. Yeah, yeah, i know, impractical in moder war (aside from maybe heavy lifting to rear areas). But damn, are they cool or what?!

so, Saddam, how's that hunger strike working out for you dude?

every ethnicity has its black sheep. I'm Irish but I don't like whiskey. 'Course, i'd rather be Irish and not like whiskey than be Irish and suck at life.

Man, i want one of those! That thing looks neat-o!

Hey anti-gun people, EAT THIS: Yep, guns haven't done much good, ever.

Hey man, what happens on det, stays on det. Oh, on that note, funny story. We had a guy in my squadron get robbed by a lady man. Yeah, his wife was pissed when she heard he was robbed by a transvestite hooker - that took some explaining.

Well then, you didn't have a very complete trip there!

I always wondered why they didn't mount a M-240 or something like that on a steadycam arm. The SmartGun from Aliens was actually an M-60 with a bunch of extra crap on it to make it look different. "Let's ROCK!"

Ah, you've been to Thailand too, haven't you.

NERD!!!

As described by my 3P, "You're not a type A personality, you're a type A-hole. There's a big difference."

Airwolf was a Bell 222.