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Best Air Force Joke/Insult

armada1651 said:
All good reasons to date a girl in the Air Force. Especially when she's at Randolph and you're at Kingsville.
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Its more adventageous due to the fact your dating a girl that doesnt want to get pregnant because of her career vice most flight students who are dating a girl thats trying because of his.

Ruckerettes :icon_rage
 
Lawman said:
Its more adventageous due to the fact your dating a girl that doesnt want to get pregnant because of her career vice most flight students who are dating a girl thats trying because of his.

Ruckerettes :icon_rage
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C'mon....Dothan/Enterprise chicks wear shoes and have most their teeth. What else do you want? It is Alabama you know.
 
FlyBoyd said:
C'mon....Dothan/Enterprise chicks wear shoes and have most their teeth. What else do you want? It is Alabama you know.
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This is my buddy Clint (Cowboy Boots) getting hit on by a girl we have dubbed "Shoeless Ho." This same girl went into the ladies room we were playing pool next too and came back out to hit on him some more. And this was the first of 3 times we've seen girls running around that nasty bar with no shoes on.
 

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Reflective belt....Ugh!!! Friend don't let friends wear reflective belts.

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-ea6bflyr ;)
 
Lawman said:
This is my buddy Clint (Cowboy Boots) getting hit on by a girl we have dubbed "Shoeless Hoe." This same girl went into the ladies room we were playing pool next too and came back out to hit on him some more. And this was the first of 3 times we've seen girls running around that nasty bar with no shoes on.
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Hoe is a garden tool. Ho is a promiscuous trollop (repetitively redundant? I know) or an jovial utterance used by St. Nick.

Semantics are sometimes important.
 
OttoWrote8 said:
Hoe is a garden tool. Ho is a promiscuous trollop (repetitively redundant? I know) or an jovial utterance used by St. Nick.

Semantics are sometimes important.
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Whatever you call her the bitch is running around the bar barefoot
 
Fog said:
I sat in on a couple of briefs, and in each case there was a pilot/WSO there participating in the brief, but not in either flight crew. His role seemed to be to ensure that they covered everything on somebody's checklist. May have been a temporary thing, if you're not familiar with this as a recurring item. Am embarrassed to say this was 25 years now.
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Good to know that the AF hasn't trusted pilots / aircrew to follow the rules for longer than just the time I've been in.

As I said...don't repeat this story too much, or else some intrepid AF idiot who is trying to make rank will reintroduce the idea. The same morons who decided I needed to fill out an ORM matrix worksheet before a combat mission in the AOR would love that idea.
 
jesus, the ORM sheet in combat kills me. That said, the Army was doing it too. Jointness now extends to crazy.
 
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