I prefer posh FBOs that have reclining leather seats in a surround sound theater blacked out with your selection of movies on virtual DVD, hot popcorn machine, coffee made to order and they take the AIR Card.
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Best Air Force Joke/Insult
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I prefer posh FBOs that have reclining leather seats in a surround sound theater blacked out with your selection of movies on virtual DVD, hot popcorn machine, coffee made to order and they take the AIR Card.
I ran a seperate thread about this a couple years back but it warrants repeating...
http://www.fbo-hotties.com/
Never heard of that one. When did you hear/see that happening? It's just ridiculous enough to believe!
I've only been flying in the fighter/training community, though. It may exist elsewhere and I may not have heard of it.
Don't speak of it too loud. It sounds exactly like something the current leadership would absolutely love to institute.
There's plenty to make fun of, that's for sure.
Re someone sitting/participating in flight brief who's not in involved aircrews.
My VF SRU used to fight active-duty F-15s from Williams & Holloman fairly regularly, and we never saw this, either. But after the NavAirRes moved to F-14s (from F-4s), I went over to Carswell AFB where the AFRes unit had just switched from 105s to Phantoms. Was flirting w/ an interservice transfer to keep flying, but my rank (0-5) seemed to be a problem even if everything else would work. I sat in on a couple of briefs, and in each case there was a pilot/WSO there participating in the brief, but not in either flight crew. His role seemed to be to ensure that they covered everything on somebody's checklist. May have been a temporary thing, if you're not familiar with this as a recurring item. Am embarrassed to say this was 25 years now. Thanks for responding.
My VF SRU used to fight active-duty F-15s from Williams & Holloman fairly regularly, and we never saw this, either. But after the NavAirRes moved to F-14s (from F-4s), I went over to Carswell AFB where the AFRes unit had just switched from 105s to Phantoms. Was flirting w/ an interservice transfer to keep flying, but my rank (0-5) seemed to be a problem even if everything else would work. I sat in on a couple of briefs, and in each case there was a pilot/WSO there participating in the brief, but not in either flight crew. His role seemed to be to ensure that they covered everything on somebody's checklist. May have been a temporary thing, if you're not familiar with this as a recurring item. Am embarrassed to say this was 25 years now. Thanks for responding.
Should be renamed "FBO 5's-to-10's." Some fine looking chicks, some cute, some "meh."
Shallow, yes, but so is the original premise of the site.
The AF dudes I'm taking a class with here at Hurlburt seem to be pretty locked on, most are JTACs or SOF types, and I get a better haircut (medium reg fade no less) at their BX Barber shop than I can on or around NAS Pensacola.
Though they do seem to be pretty lax on the saluting...
Though they do seem to be pretty lax on the saluting...
Why don't you burn him with how the Air Force deploys less, has hotter females, and nicer facilities...oh, SNAP!
Wait a sec...that doesn't seem that bad.
Wait a sec...that doesn't seem that bad.
My two favorite insults to the 'zoomies' is:
A. Have you ever noticed that we haven't won a war since the Air Force became its own service? I guess they're the military equivalent of France!
B. The Air Force doesn't have traditions; only habits.
A. Have you ever noticed that we haven't won a war since the Air Force became its own service? I guess they're the military equivalent of France!
B. The Air Force doesn't have traditions; only habits.
Should be renamed "FBO 5's-to-10's." Some fine looking chicks, some cute, some "meh."
Shallow, yes, but so is the original premise of the site.
With a URL like that...it's gotta be good!!!
Why don't you burn him with how the Air Force deploys less, has hotter females, and nicer facilities...oh, SNAP!
Wait a sec...that doesn't seem that bad.
That's because you left off the bad part
1) tell him the above
2) tell him how it won't matter 'cause the AF females know the difference between a Pilot and a Naval Aviator...ZING!!
You could always mock him for the fact that he will soon be wearing a reflective belt everywhere he goes...
I realize it's a joke, but we use that story up here at the Naval War College when we discuss Joint doctrine and the UJTL.
Since doctrine provides us a common language, we use that 'story' to show the benefits of a common vocabulary!!