Santa's Runway Lights and Christmas 2008 "Must Have at All Costs" (for helo types)

[Harrier Dude]

He could do it in the mighty Jump Jet, but he'd need a hell of a blivet and lots of tanker support. He wouldn't need to stop at every house since he could drop the presents down the chimmney from altitude. He'd just stop where the Ho Ho Ho's are at.....

 

[KBayDog]

Plus, if he flew helos all the Christmas presents would be late and delivered to the wrong LZs.

Yeah, no. If Santa were a Harrier guy, none of the presents would be delivered - you can't deliver presents from the ODO desk.

 

[Harrier Dude]

Are you assuming that Santa would be a Harrier guy in an HMM? I'm sure he could find a way to dodge that one.

 

[KBayDog]

Are you assuming that Santa would be a Harrier guy in an HMM? I'm sure he could find a way to dodge that one.

How did that work out for you?

 

[Harrier Dude]

I'm just glad that it's over. No more HMMs for me. Ever. Period. Dot.

I'd rather run a beltsander over my ballsack than be in an HMM again.

 

[KBayDog]

I'm just glad that it's over. No more HMMs for me. Ever. Period. Dot.

I'd rather run a beltsander over my ballsack than be in an HMM again.

It's alright. We'll always have room for Probie.

Back to the Santa thread.

 

[Nose]

Hmmmm.

 

[Ken_gone_flying]

Hmmmm.

Too much time in the sandbox maybe??

 

[phrogpilot73]

Hmmmm.

That would really hurt if that thing took off... Then again, it's the army so he may like it

 

[skidz]

I'm surprised they're not closer together.

 

[skidz]

Santa made the switch..

 

[JIMC5499]

Oh crap! Looks like the Easter Bunny pissed Santa off again.

 

[mustang_wife]

You mean like this guy. This setup is pretty entertaining too with the controls on his website you can actually turn his lights on and off. Some people really go all out.

That komar.org website was really neat. My kids got a kick out of it...they stayed up an extra 30 minutes past bedtime playing with all the lights, making messages, and laughing when we tried to deflate the HULK... puny human! Thanks for sharing.

 

[ea6bflyr]

Wasted argument. Santa flies jets. How else can he cover all that ground in such a few hours.

Now you need to install some arresting gear cables......Back to the store for you!

-ea6bflyr

 

[nittany03]

Now you need to install some arresting gear cables......Back to the store for you!

-ea6bflyr

And a catapult . . . or he'll never be able to leave!