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The impossible to make separate thread (Ghost F-35)

RobLyman

RobLyman

- hawk Pilot
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There are a bunch of listings for sale on Facebook Marketplace. My favorite was a well done photoshop of it parked in a Buc Ees parking lot. Sadly, that one was taken down.
 
Griz882

Griz882

Frightening children with the Griz-O-Copter!
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Heard some audio of the 911 call for the pilot (who landed in someone’s backyard). As this story unfolds I see great potential for a movie. First, we “borrow” some plot elements, specifically the Quakers” from the Harrison Ford movie “Witness.” The movie opens with a -35 suffering a malfunction of sorts that forces him to eject. The mystery jet keeps flying a bit before crashing…but in our movie both come down deep in Quaker farmland. The pilot is mildly injured, but the nearest phone is 25 miles away…and now it gets good. A Chinese (OK, Norks or some Dr. Evil group so Hollywood can get some Chinese money) team intent on stealing American technology hears the mayday and eject calls and sets out to find the aircraft before the U.S. can…but a hurricane is now entering the area putting all phones and power out for miles around. Through the sturm und drang our pilot hero has to make patriots of the Quakers to help him find and hide the -35 while “bad guys” terrorize central Pennsylvania (or wherever) in their effort to find the tech first! Of course, at some point, we would have an elderly Quaker answering questions (to say the USAF search team) where he describes the crashing jet noises just like our good SC friend did..except with a German accent.

I think it could be a hit. Please don’t bother me for a bit…I don’t want to miss the call from Hollywood.
 
VMO4

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The 911 call reminded me of my father's story of when he bailed out of a N2S while instructing primary students at then Bunker Hill NAS (now Grissom AFB) in 1942. His chute landed him in a farmer's field, he walked over to the farmhouse front door, knocked and asked to use the phone, and then got feed dinner by the family while waiting for the ambulance. The smoking hole from the N2S was visible in the distance, so he had that going for him.
 
JTS11

JTS11

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Griz882 said:
Heard some audio of the 911 call for the pilot (who landed in someone’s backyard). As this story unfolds I see great potential for a movie. First, we “borrow” some plot elements, specifically the Quakers” from the Harrison Ford movie “Witness.” The movie opens with a -35 suffering a malfunction of sorts that forces him to eject. The mystery jet keeps flying a bit before crashing…but in our movie both come down deep in Quaker farmland. The pilot is mildly injured, but the nearest phone is 25 miles away…and now it gets good. A Chinese (OK, Norks or some Dr. Evil group so Hollywood can get some Chinese money) team intent on stealing American technology hears the mayday and eject calls and sets out to find the aircraft before the U.S. can…but a hurricane is now entering the area putting all phones and power out for miles around. Through the sturm und drang our pilot hero has to make patriots of the Quakers to help him find and hide the -35 while “bad guys” terrorize central Pennsylvania (or wherever) in their effort to find the tech first! Of course, at some point, we would have an elderly Quaker answering questions (to say the USAF search team) where he describes the crashing jet noises just like our good SC friend did..except with a German accent.

I think it could be a hit. Please don’t bother me for a bit…I don’t want to miss the call from Hollywood.
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Jesus Christ, Griz. Did you know the Hollywood writer's strike is set to end soon?

Get this shit into a producer soon, like ricky-tik. ?
 
sevenhelmet

sevenhelmet

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Griz882 said:
Heard some audio of the 911 call for the pilot (who landed in someone’s backyard). As this story unfolds I see great potential for a movie. First, we “borrow” some plot elements, specifically the Quakers” from the Harrison Ford movie “Witness.” The movie opens with a -35 suffering a malfunction of sorts that forces him to eject. The mystery jet keeps flying a bit before crashing…but in our movie both come down deep in Quaker farmland. The pilot is mildly injured, but the nearest phone is 25 miles away…and now it gets good. A Chinese (OK, Norks or some Dr. Evil group so Hollywood can get some Chinese money) team intent on stealing American technology hears the mayday and eject calls and sets out to find the aircraft before the U.S. can…but a hurricane is now entering the area putting all phones and power out for miles around. Through the sturm und drang our pilot hero has to make patriots of the Quakers to help him find and hide the -35 while “bad guys” terrorize central Pennsylvania (or wherever) in their effort to find the tech first! Of course, at some point, we would have an elderly Quaker answering questions (to say the USAF search team) where he describes the crashing jet noises just like our good SC friend did..except with a German accent.

I think it could be a hit. Please don’t bother me for a bit…I don’t want to miss the call from Hollywood.
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Make sure to include a montage of the PAO royally blowing the messaging and being made fun of across the internet for "losing an airplane". Gotta have some comic-relief value in there.
 
Griz882

Griz882

Frightening children with the Griz-O-Copter!
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sevenhelmet said:
Make sure to include a montage of the PAO royally blowing the messaging and being made fun of across the internet for "losing an airplane". Gotta have some comic-relief value in there.
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We’ll make him the anti-hero, the guy rattled by the event and then further by threats from the CHYCAP/Nork/Dr. Evil bad guys.
 
Brett327

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ChuckMK23 said:
www.youtube.com

Here's What We Know So Far About the USMC F-35 Crash

The recording of a 911 call between a South Carolina dispatcher and the pilot of a USMC F-35B was released a few days ago. What does it reveal about the Sept...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
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Meanwhile, this piece of shit spent the weekend on Twitter engaging in and spreading the absolute worst kind of speculation about this mishap. Ward Carroll is not a friend of Naval Aviation. He is literally making money off the exploitation of mishaps like these. It's a disgrace.
 
Swanee

Swanee

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Brett327 said:
Meanwhile, this piece of shit spent the weekend on Twitter engaging in and spreading the absolute worst kind of speculation about this mishap. Ward Carroll is not a friend of Naval Aviation. He is literally making money off the exploitation of mishaps like these. It's a disgrace.
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I mean, Brett, you get upset when I get emotional around here. But. I share the emotional sentiment.
 
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