Here's some classics:
Jake: How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Dad: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
E: I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
J: You lied to me.
E: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.
"A Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you... $10 for it."
"But it's signed by Kenny Loggins!"
"Alright... I'll give you $5 for it..."
"If there is anything more important on this ship then my ego, I want it caught and shot."
"I have to return some videotapes."
"You are all equally worthless"