and hazegray, I saw her first, so back off :icon_rage
i feel a duel coming on!
damn she makes me weak in the knees!:icon_love :icon_love
i knew i stayed single(by choice) this long for a reason!
and hazegray, I saw her first, so back off :icon_rage
Yeah, plus you're in Whidbey now, so you're going to have to ratchet your chick standards down a couple hundred notches. Here's the acronym to describe your dating choices in Island County, MULE (Married, Ugly, Large, Enlisted).I really don't care
besides, its only the part in the picture that isn't under the sheets :tongue2_1
and hazegray, I saw her first, so back off :icon_rage
Yeah, plus you're in Whidbey now, so you're going to have to ratchet your chick standards down a couple hundred notches. Here's the acronym to describe your dating choices in Island County, MULE (Married, Ugly, Large, Enlisted).
Brett
He came from Kingsville... I'm sure it's an upgrade.
plus they got a great health care system
there were no women in Kingsville, only fat mexicans
I now have Vancouver only a short drive away
need to find me a socialist Canadian chick with a condo in Whistler, plus they got a great health care system :icon_tong
PS: I've only seen the sun in 2 days over that last month, this NW weather sucks, if its gonna be cloudy, it can atleast be dumping snow on the hills so I can break out the sticks
Chicks in the North just seem more down to earth to me.
there were no women in Kingsville, only fat mexicans
Have you become acquainted with the "Pacific Northwest Mutant?" Kind of hard to describe with text, but once you ID one, you'll never forget it. They're a weird genetic mix of burned out hippy waistoid and NW hick/dullard. There's probably a Sasquatch raping somewhere along that family tree as well. You can spot them by their light brown/dirty blond, disheveled hair, vapid blue eyes which stare dully into space, complementing their already confused facial expression. They can be seen roaming the streets of Oak Harbor (often in pairs), possibly bagging your groceries, or making use of Island County's free transit system. Keep your eyes peeled! They're a sociological treat.
Brett
Have you become acquainted with the "Pacific Northwest Mutant?" Kind of hard to describe with text, but once you ID one, you'll never forget it. They're a weird genetic mix of burned out hippy waistoid and NW hick/dullard. There's probably a Sasquatch raping somewhere along that family tree as well. You can spot them by their light brown/dirty blond, disheveled hair, vapid blue eyes which stare dully into space, complementing their already confused facial expression. They can be seen roaming the streets of Oak Harbor (often in pairs), possibly bagging your groceries, or making use of Island County's free transit system (me and A4's tax dollars at work). Keep your eyes peeled! They're a sociological treat.
Brett
And hey if your digging on girls in Uniform theres always McChord AFB. Airforce gets all the hot chicks.
and you still couldnt get any! good on the "fat mexicans" as you put it.
oh dear boy, there becomes a point when you realize that porn is the best option, and that point was living in Kingsville