Roll 'Em Remedial Training!

[Veovis]

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science"

I say this to my girlfriend whenever I realize she's going to win an argument... Then she just laughs at me and we "make up"... good times...

 

[Boom2]

lock, stock, and two smoking barrels

 

[xj220]

"What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?"

 

[nittany03]

"That's not six."

"One plus two plus two plus one."

"Huh-uh. There was only one shot that got the chandelier, so that would be one plus two plus one plus one."

"Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one."

"Okay, fine. One plus two plus one . . . SHUT UP!!"

 

[Achilles]

"What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?"

There's Something about Mary

 

[nittany03]

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science"

I say this to my girlfriend whenever I realize she's going to win an argument... Then she just laughs at me and we "make up"... good times...

"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."

 

[Ventilee]

"That's not six."

"One plus two plus two plus one."

"Huh-uh. There was only one shot that got the chandelier, so that would be one plus two plus one plus one."

"Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one."

"Okay, fine. One plus two plus one . . . SHUT UP!!"

Clue

 

[jus2mch]

"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

"You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up."

"I'd have to be pretty high, but yeah."
"I bet you would, Panama Red."

 

[joshmf]

"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

"You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up."

"I'd have to be pretty high, but yeah."
"I bet you would, Panama Red."

Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Meet the Parents

"Duke, let's go do some crimes." "Yeah, let's go get some sushi and not pay."

"Charming friends you've got there, Otto." "Thanks, I made 'em myself."

 

[m0tbaillie]

"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

- Bill Pullman (President Whitmore) in ID4.

 

[jus2mch]

"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

- Bill Pullman (President Whitmore) in ID4.

Bill Pullman (President Whitmore) in ID4.........oh wait.........nevermind.

 

[Xtndr50boom]

Forgetting the classics, even if it was from a hippie:

"Men! I'm not going to waste any more of your time than I have to. I want to wish you good luck on today's mission.... To those of you who won't be coming back, I'd like to say we're gonna do our best to take care of your wives and/or sweethearts." (dude next to him nodding with a big shit-eating grin)

Not a classic, but with great lines throughout:

"woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."

"Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?"

"Well, if it is Pete, I am ashamed of him! Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon"

 

[xj220]

Clue

"No my little butt-munch, the amazing thing is that in the past 25 years you are the only person in the English speaking world to use the words 'clue,' 'good' and 'movie' in that exact order."

 

[RotorHead04]

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

... quite possibly one of the greatest monologues of all time ...

 

[RotorHead04]

"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."

Anchorman