Why Navy is Best

[Xtndr50boom]

I do agree, I live in a USAF town. However, when boom wakes up in the morning he's still in the Air Force and you're not. Game. Set. Match.

Youngin's, and their ignorant ways...

I wake up in a city with a huge assortment of fine ass superfly looking women, and can crawl from my front door to the beach. I go to work wearing a flight suit, and anyone can tell you the simplest truth known to man: Women dig flight suits!

You wake up in Oklahoma. Dodge the yokels who scorn you for not "keeping it in the family". And then have to wear a sailor's outfit, in college, in Oklahoma.

Two words: No, thanks

 

[OUSOONER]

Youngin's, and their ignorant ways...

I wake up in a city with a huge assortment of fine ass superfly looking women, and can crawl from my front door to the beach. I go to work wearing a flight suit, and anyone can tell you the simplest truth known to man: Women dig flight suits!

You wake up in Oklahoma. Dodge the yokels who scorn you for not "keeping it in the family". And then have to wear a sailor's outfit, in college, in Oklahoma.

Two words: No, thanks

I already graduated. Let me finish OCS and earn my wings. Stand by, then we'll see where these women you speak of loyalties lie.

 

[Xtndr50boom]

I already graduated. Let me finish OCS and earn my wings. Stand by, then we'll see where these women you speak of loyalties lie.

Fights on. But wha?...

Graduate... Wings.... All these conditions. Damn dude, just try to hurry it up so I'm not collecting my 50% by the time you're a NA

 

[OUSOONER]

Fights on. But wha?...

Graduate... Wings.... All these conditions. Damn dude, just try to hurry it up so I'm not collecting my 50% by the time you're a NA

Well if you want me to finish faster..I guess I could go Air Force, the only problem is I want to fly, not sit in a trailer and play with my joystick.

 

[nzachman]

I already graduated. Let me finish OCS and earn my wings. Stand by, then we'll see where these women you speak of loyalties lie.

Wait.........

Aren't you engaged? I thought I remember reading that on here somewhere.......

 

[HAL Pilot]

I knew I'd been in this situation before....

What situation?

Funny how somethings just disappear....

(You know what they say - if you're not cheating, you're not trying hard enough.)

 

[OUSOONER]

Wait.........

Aren't you engaged? I thought I remember reading that on here somewhere.......

Haha..so if we're at the bar and I'm just wanting to innocently flirt with some ladies are you gonna be the Blue Falcon?

'That Guy' eh?

 

[Xtndr50boom]

Well if you want me to finish faster..I guess I could go Air Force, the only problem is I want to fly, not sit in a trailer and play with my joystick.

...Too easy.

 

[loadtoad]

Wait. Why does a KC-10 flight attendant hang out on a Navy forum anyways?

 

[OUSOONER]

...Too easy.

What? Because I can be doing essentially the same thing right now as I would be as a newly winged Air Force pilot?

 

[Xtndr50boom]

What? Because I can be doing essentially the same thing right now as I would be as a newly winged Air Force pilot?

The 'too easy' remark wasn't directed at the substance of your post, just the way you made your point.

Clue: If you own the Natalie merchant box set

 

[Xtndr50boom]

Wait. Why does a KC-10 flight attendant hang out on a Navy forum anyways?

Flight attendant??!! Oh, how droll!

Somebody's gotta show the squids some style

 

[DanMa1156]

Ok ok, let's stop the dick sizing and get back to posting pictures of hot women. I liked how I turned the thread around once, let's get it back on track.

Here, I'll start out:

 

[zoomie08]

Somebody's gotta show the squids some style

He may have a point. They do call the KC-10 guys the Gucci Boys....

 

[zab1001]

Approaching max stupid. Lock.