My being cool has nothing to do with me being a pilot.
I'm not entirely sure if this (and all of your other posts) is just a weak attempt at humor. If so, well, work on it.
If not, you suck, like, you know...a lot. I've met tools like you who've obtained their wings (by no small miracle) and make it out to the fleet. They end up receiving a HUGE amount of crap from their squadron mates because they just don't get it. I'd say this is fairly evident in your posts (but again, humor is hard to gauge over the internet, that's why A4's adds smiles).
I normally don't jump people's shit on here but your posts are just silly. You are acting like a cornered child. Show a little respect for those who've gone before you (in some cases LONG before you). If you act in your wardroom as you act in here, you’re going to be crucified.