You mean I'm not supposed to drink in flight?
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Good story about that... We were doing a det (which you know, means alot of beer drinking in the off time), and we decided to do something a little creative with the empty cans. We got a styrofoam cooler, a bungie cord, about 15-20 empties, and some ice water. Prior to embarking the grunts, we loaded up the cooler with the ice water, and empties and bungie corded it to the deck. Once the grunts were on board, about every 5-10 minutes we would have our crewchief grab us a "beer" and hand it up to us in the cockpit. After 5 minutes, we'd crumple it up and throw it back through the tunnel and into the cabin. We kept this up for a while, and even started flying rather sloppy to reinforce it. After we dropped off the grunts, and got back to base, the CO was waiting for me - ready to give me a fit for duty physical. I explained what I did, he started laughing - and then chewed my ass... He was more mad that he'd have to tell the grunts that I was just fucking with them.
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