Daily shelf check at the BX is complete, you all can start your day knowing that I wandered the aisles for you and there wasn't anything worth buying. With my recent lumbar strain injury causing me to shuffle along and my beard on day 30, all I needed was to start mumbling to myself and I would perfectly blend in. Yup, retirement transition complete! Hey there, did I ever tell you about the time in the mighty war pig we stood the ready for three whole months?!? Man, those were the days!
