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The Truth about A4s.....

Misunderstanding

My lesbian neighbors gave me a nice Rolex for my birthday today.
I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch..."
:D
 
The TRUTH about A4s..... ??? Read it & weep ....


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What kind of drinks are those?
I just thought A4s would drink something manly like Port or Sherry or something.

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Quag, Quag, Quagmire ... such innocence.

I dunno ... kinda' looks like Mai'Tai's to me ... and as made by the chemists at the Mai'Tai' Bar @ the 'Pink Lady' (read: Royal Hawaiian in HNL) ... here is the usual progression:

One Mai'Tai' ... tastes great ... tastes like fruit juice.

Two Mai'Tai' ... this one tastes even better ... but why am I talking so loud ???

Three Mai'Tai' ... this one has no taste ... why are my hands the size of hams ... why does my mouth feel like I've been to the dentist and have a jaw full of Novocain ???

Four Mai'Tai' ... I have no taste ... I cannot talk ... I have no hands ... I have no teeth ... but yet, I can fly to Tokyo w/out the benefit of a 747 ... :)

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.... a solid Mai'Tai' drinkin' face ...
 
Quag, Quag, Quagmire ... such innocence.

I dunno ... kinda' looks like Mai'Tai's to me ... and as made by the chemists at the Mai'Tai' Bar @ the 'Pink Lady' (read: Royal Hawaiian in HNL) ... here is the usual progression:

One Mai'Tai' ... tastes great ... tastes like fruit juice.

Two Mai'Tai' ... this one tastes even better ... but why am I talking so loud ???

Three Mai'Tai' ... this one has no taste ... why are my hands the size of hams ... why does my mouth feel like I've been to the dentist and have a jaw full of Novocain ???

Four Mai'Tai' ... I have no taste ... I cannot talk ... I have no hands ... I have no teeth ... but yet, I can fly to Tokyo w/out the benefit of a 747 ... :)

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.... a solid Mai'Tai' drinkin' face ...


Ah. I see. I had thought they were Alabama Slammas. I admit. I don't know much more than (and sip on) four drinks. Sangria, Gin & Tonic, Alabama Slammas. Recently tried cider. That's some tastey stuff right there.
 
Crap. Then what does(did?) a Cubi Special look like?:confused:
Looks the same -- minus the fruit and little umbrella ... :)

One man's thoughts on the drink:

Mix:

16 ounces orange juice

14 ounces pineapple juice
1 ounces mango juice
1 ounces cranberry juice
3 ounces grenadine
Rum to taste. [Lots of Rum…at least 1-1 w/ the fruity stuff]
Mix all together
(optional) -- add a hand full of sliced local miniature limes, aka "calamonsines". Key Limes will work in a pinch.
Serve over ice…!

Ace High in the P.I. ... :D
 
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