cyristvirus
STA-21 FY08 College Dude
Didn't think you could teach combat unless you had already been in it?
The guy probably didn't think he'd run into actual OC's during his night of drinking and fornicating. He probably knew just enough of the in's and out's of the program to make himself sound convincing to the unknowing coed. When he realized he was talking to the real deal and knew he couldn't talk his way out, off he went like a little girl. I've no remorse for this caliber of person.
So I met the first loser (perhaps ever) to claim to be STA-21 and really wasn't. It blew my mind.
Didn't think you could teach combat unless you had already been in it?
.. COMBAT FIGHTER PILOT'S SKOOL..
So what % gets COMBAT FIGHTER PILOT SKOOL?
Sorry I couldn't help it
Okay, why would anyone pretend being a STA-21? Not anything against you or any of your fellow OC's but I just think it would be a little low on the poser list, kind of obscure.
It is obscure to civilians yes, but enlisted guys think being an OC is some pretty cool sh!t.
Posers... couldn't really figure it out until one of my best friends from high school started doing it.
He was the kind of guy that could probably do what he wanted if he'd ever applied himself meaningfully. Instead he just kind of coasts around leaching off those around him as he can, living his life experiences kind of on the margins, not really investing in anything.
Started off as little things; buying this Air Force jacket and pinning on LT bars "because it looks cool." Funny thing about him is he would try and pass off as legit to other military people. If he could fool them, he could fool himself?
It all kind of came to a head when he announced he was dropping out of college with an Army SF contract (he originally thought it up as something to hold over his parents' heads, but one day he miraculously decided to "go for it!"). Got everyone whipped up and riled about it, bought all this gear and Army apparal. For a while I was hoping he was serious; trying to force himself to get his life going somewhere. Long story short, he went to MEPS, but was discharged for "shoulder tendonitis." Couple months later I found out he'd made his "condition" up, had called up an old flame from high school the night before telling her he was terrified, couldn't go through with it, that she was "the only one he could tell."
It's okay. We know it's you that you're talking about.