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Side Hustle in A-Pool

ea6bflyr

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IIRC, a couple of Prowler Cat Is tried Option B a few years back, and got summarily thrown out on their asses when they got caught.
I guess they thought "Hookers & Blow" was a real thing..... :D
 

nittany03

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Had a VP pilot busted up in the PNW for the same mid 2000’s...had a couple bags of Ecstasy strapped to his chest as he tried to drive south from Canada.

http://www.whidbeynewstimes.com/news/navy-pilot-charged-with-drug-smuggling/
There was also the ECMO who freaked out and went the other way. Not to run drugs, just to desert. Allegedly, Mommy was some high-powered lawyer or politico, and rumor had it she was in the Commodore’s office demanding they take it easy on her baby.
 

scoolbubba

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Had a VP pilot busted up in the PNW for the same mid 2000’s...had a couple bags of Ecstasy strapped to his chest as he tried to drive south from Canada.

http://www.whidbeynewstimes.com/news/navy-pilot-charged-with-drug-smuggling/
My idea was to fill up the sonobuoys we carried on the counter narcotics “deployments” to El Sal with high grade Colombian bam bam and bring them home on a maintenance run.

Could have paid for the whole deployment with a few runs like that.
 

Jim123

DD-214 in hand and I'm gonna party like it's 1998
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My idea was to fill up the sonobuoys we carried on the counter narcotics “deployments” to El Sal with high grade Colombian bam bam and bring them home on a maintenance run.

Could have paid for the whole deployment with a few runs like that.
This is definitely an on topic post.
 

Swanee

Self aware since 2014
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There was also the Marine who picked up a hooker that turned out to be an undercover cop (and not a hot one, either). That must have been an awkward conversation with his wife. He was stuck in purgatory as the MOC Lt for a long while as he was awaiting his NJP.
 

Treetop Flyer

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The MOC has always been a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Especially beware those assigned the longest.
 

bluemarlin04

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My personal favorite was the story of two assclown academy grads with masters paid in full by Uncle Sam snorting blow off of toilet seats in Seville quarter. Bout a year after I left the area. Apparently the dressing down of the two in SDBs by the CO in front of the ready room was quite the spectacle.

If you two are out there reading this years later ...in case you forgot: You’re fucking morons.

Runner up includes the dip shit who stole the API test gouge out of the vault or something along those lines.
Such idiots. But the story of the CO dressing them down and their response is still hilarious.
 

bluemarlin04

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The story went that the Captain was very upset and said something along the lines of “I’m so pissed, I can’t believe you two would go to the ATM, take cash out, and than make the conscious effort to buy cocaine to do”

And one of the students replied with
“Well yea, sir. Drug dealers don’t take debit card”

Least that was the story I heard way back when. If I recall they both had Masters in Aero Engineering from a good school that they went to directly from the Academy.
 

Pags

Pope of Chili Town
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The story went that the Captain was very upset and said something along the lines of “I’m so pissed, I can’t believe you two would go to the ATM, take cash out, and than make the conscious effort to buy cocaine to do”

And one of the students replied with
“Well yea, sir. Drug dealers don’t take debit card”

Least that was the story I heard way back when. If I recall they both had Masters in Aero Engineering from a good school that they went to directly from the Academy.
I have heard stories of folks in other sorts of high achieving programs (not military) that see coke as a study aid.
 

Fallonflyr

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There was also the Marine who picked up a hooker that turned out to be an undercover cop (and not a hot one, either). That must have been an awkward conversation with his wife. He was stuck in purgatory as the MOC Lt for a long while as he was awaiting his NJP.
You must be one lazy SOB to need to get a hooker in P-cola.
 
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