Santa's Runway Lights and Christmas 2008 "Must Have at All Costs" (for helo types)

[NavAir42]

That's a damn good idea... Back to the store

Glad I could help.

 

[xj220]

While you're at it, might as well set up an ILS/Localizer because knowing the weather out there during that time of year he'll probably have to shoot and instrument approach.

 

[Flugelman]

Santa's checkride

Always liked the story about the FAA guy showing up to give Santa a checkride. Santa agrees and they walk out to the sled. The FAA guy has a shotgun under his arm. Santa asks "What's that for???". The FAA guy replies "You're going to lose one on takeoff..."

 

[Uncle Fester]

Damn! I was just gonna tell that one!!!

 

[Schnugg]

Phrogpilot's house after dropping a load of $$$ at Home Depot.....

 

[cisforsmasher]

Santa's Performance Numbers

Wasted argument. Santa flies jets. How else can he cover all that ground in such a few hours.

A Swedish team took the time to figure out where Santa really lives

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071203/od_afp/swedenchristmaskyrgyzstansantaoffbeat

The physics of santa

http://www.main.com/~anns/other/humor/physicsofsanta.html

and the counter argument

http://www.physorg.com/news2487.html

 

[gaijin6423]

I know some ATC guys who are looking to unload a DAME, cheap. Not a precision approach system, but it's "portable". Only a few minor repairs needed to be RFI. Santa can get his TACAN approaches in for the year.

I wonder if Santa has lazy, good for nothing, disgusting TSA workers screening his bag of presents and elven passengers? Just a thought.

 

[Mumbles]

why a new house here when all I want is out of the People's Democratic Republic of Maryland.

Gov. (or der Kommisar) O'Malley really is skrewing Md good.... who would ever want to start a business there?

 

[phrogpilot73]

yep right after we get divorced

I wanted the system that sequences your Christmas lights to music. PSW said no. I'm plenty happy to have runway lights!

 

[Lawman]

That's a damn good idea... Back to the store

Dont forget to check it against a compass. If your gonna do it you gotta be accurate.

 

[HokiePilot]

I would have to say label the runway 37.

For the record, my driveway has white lights except for the last bit which is red and we have blue lights on our walkway.

 

[KBayDog]

I would have to say label the runway 37.

Negatory.

You shall label it Runway 42.

 

[skidz]

Negatory.

You shall label it Runway 42.

I thought it was Runway 47.

:icon_tong

 

[corvettetimmy]

A Swedish team took the time to figure out where Santa really lives


and the counter argument

http://www.physorg.com/news2487.html

Clearly these guys forgot to include that Santa is often seen working with CHUCK NORRIS around the holidays..

 

[KBayDog]

I thought it was Runway 47.

:icon_tong

No, you're thinking of Passenger 57.