Russian Paratrooper Promotional

[MrFreakinKite]

Part dance club, part elite paratrooper force... What's not to like? If one of those mofos did that kungfu dance up to me, i'd kick him in the nuts.

And why in the hell were you searching for "Russian paratrooper dance videos"? Weirdo

why the hell would I search for "Russian paratrooper dance video"? haha

It was on the related videos when I was watching something on 101st

 

[Cron]

why the hell would I search for "Russian paratrooper dance video"?

No it was on the related videos when I was watching something on 101st

Lighten up Francis.

Anyway, nothing can beat this:

 

[FMRAM]

Lighten up Francis.

Anyway, nothing can beat this:

Sex sells...sex sells.

 

[m26]

Sex sells...sex sells.

Hell, I would join after watching that. Or invade. Either.

Was that serious??

 

[MrFreakinKite]

Lighten up Francis.

Anyway, nothing can beat this:

Wow. I still think the Russian one beats it because it's Sgt. Dmitri Pekov singing a boy band song.

Did you see this one on related videos? Shit made me laugh.

 

[RyanF]

Lighten up Francis.

Anyway, nothing can beat this

I disagree, the japanese navy pwns all for gayest recruiting ad:

 

[HercDriver]

Little did I know that all these years I've been clearing phlegm from my throat I was actually singing in Russian.

 

[MrFreakinKite]

The Ukranians have a good one, too. With the same awesome undershirts as the Russians

 

[eddie]

I disagree, the japanese navy pwns all for gayest recruiting ad:

First thing I thought of when I saw this thread...

 

[OldNavy]

The Ukranians have a good one, too. With the same awesome undershirts as the Russians

Loosely translated, he says "Which one of you foxy wenches wants to see my kielbasa?"

Makes me proud to be half Ukranian!

 

[MrFreakinKite]

Loosely translated, he says "Which one of you foxy wenches wants to see my kielbasa?"

Makes me proud to be half Ukranian!

Awesome! So if I ever need someone to translate a retarded promotional video, I know who to turn to.:icon_tong

So what's up with the water and the gourds? Is that how Ukranian females try to woo males?

 

[Jynx]

Awesome! So if I ever need someone to translate a retarded promotional video, I know who to turn to.:icon_tong

So what's up with the water and the gourds? Is that how Ukranian females try to woo males?

Traditional symbols of their women looking after their men. You'll see it a lot if you check their artwork.
I'm trying to decide what's weirder, the 'roid case in the paratrooper commercial bragging about how they get to come in on their "white bouquets" or this guy with his kolbasa randomly driving up in the middle of nowhere. I think clearly the japanese "seaman ship" has to blow them both out of the water though.

 

[MrFreakinKite]

Traditional symbols of women their looking after their men. Check their artwork.
I'm trying to decide what's weirder, the 'roid case in the paratrooper commercial bragging about how they get to come in on their "white bouquets" or this guy with his kolbasa randomly driving up in the middle of nowhere. I think clearly the japanese "seaman ship" has to blow them both out of the water though.

If the japanese video was longer, I would say it's the best. With the bad acting, crappy cinematography, and kolbasa in the middle of nowhere, I'd say the Ukranians have the best. However, they don't have the Disney-like D.S. singing in Russian.

 

[Kazimake]

I disagree, the japanese navy pwns all for gayest recruiting ad:

Very different philosophies going into the ads...

 

[TheBubba]

The British Army's "Forward As One" ads are pretty cool... (Here's the Airborne one)



All the commercials in the ad campaign end with the assault on that one bridge.