physical

[vinny]

i'm doing my physical tomorrow and my brother, AF F-16 driver, said they will stick a finger up my butt. is he ****ing with me or is some dude really going to poke a digit in my anus? dear god i hope not!

 

[Thisguy]

yep, all the aviators in my squadron had it done

 

[wildflyin69]

Nah..they just did that because he's airforce, lol. I had my flight physical for the Navy and they didn't do that.

 

[riley]

Wildflyin is right (although it might be a personal choice for each flight doc - I don't know). From my own personal experience - having both an AF and Navy flight physical (long story) - the AF is the only one that did that. One more good reason I'm applying to the Marines.

 

[vinny]

yeah i was stoked about getting SNA, but now i'm going to have fingers in my butt...ugh. why do they do it? are they looking for a little man in there?

 

[NeoCortex]

just make sure they buy you dinner first

 

[riley]

I'm stealing this one from frogfly (I will probably tell it wrong) - just make sure that when he does the prostate exam he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders.

 

[slasher]

Originally posted by riley mcconnell
I'm stealing this one from frogfly (I will probably tell it wrong) - just make sure that when he does the prostate exam he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! That's great

 

[vinny]

ha...he also told me that one of his usafa friends had it done and it triggered a reflex causing him to shat uncontrollably....

 

[vinny]

does it matter what i show up in? ie jeans and a tshirt? what should i bring?...just a photo ID? my epsq doesnt need to be complete before i do this does it? i'm a no prior service punk so i'm oblivious on alot of things.

 

[erabe07]

Sounds right to me, no real reason to dress up. I don't think your EPSQ HAS to be done before, but I think mine was. The doc who gave me my physical says he doesn't start doing prostate exam until the patient is 25. I think I've heard that before too, but I guess if he really wants to he might give you one now anyways. Enjoy!

 

[gnorman911]

The navy flight surgueon told me that it was the last time I would have to have it done till I was either 35 or 45, not sure which one. But you have to have it before flight training, I guess if not at Pre OCS physical, then NAMI.

 

[mlj0215]

In the Navy you get "the finger" every five years. Gives you the chance to develop a "relationship" with some friendly Doc!

 

[Thisguy]

My Skipper said there's a Flight Surgeon out there who likes to screw with people by saying "it's not that bad" while he puts his left hand on your left shoulder, then he puts a prosthetic hand on your right shoulder, and quickly delivers the exam. Watch out for that guy.

 

[bigmikenjax]

Fingers in the butt??? I guess you never had a B O H I C A ? ? Have you? lolololol...

Here one way to think about it... Minimal penetration..thats all it is....lololol..have a good time...oh yeah and wear a thong..flt surgeon always like that..