No purples in heaven!
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NAVAL AVIATOR HEAVEN
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Only day cat shots/traps.
P-3 Heaven:
No preflights: just kick the tires, light the fires.
No attack criteria: MC discretion is always good enough.
The goblin never gets too wiley, and your torps always work.
No TORTs. Ever. Readiness is inversely related to how much booze you drank the night before and how good you feel to go flying.
No preflights: just kick the tires, light the fires.
No attack criteria: MC discretion is always good enough.
The goblin never gets too wiley, and your torps always work.
No TORTs. Ever. Readiness is inversely related to how much booze you drank the night before and how good you feel to go flying.
And we can carry Zuni rockets.
I'll raise a glass to that one !!!
Can we just say no readiness ever? Yeahhhhh I'm gonna need you to do another ASU-205.....
1. PC is unknown in NavAv heaven.
2. Every other breakfast is a CubiDog, a SanMiguel, a 'puke' & a cigar. If flying, the alternate is Chicken Adobo & Lumpia w/ S&S sauce.
3. All BOQs have a Wardroom Dining Facility with 3 meals a day 7/52.
4. "O", CPO, & EM Clubs still alive & well.
5. "Shellback" & CPO Initiation Ceremonies practiced, provided medical treatment not required by "Pollywogs" or "boot" Chiefs.
BzB
2. Every other breakfast is a CubiDog, a SanMiguel, a 'puke' & a cigar. If flying, the alternate is Chicken Adobo & Lumpia w/ S&S sauce.
3. All BOQs have a Wardroom Dining Facility with 3 meals a day 7/52.
4. "O", CPO, & EM Clubs still alive & well.
5. "Shellback" & CPO Initiation Ceremonies practiced, provided medical treatment not required by "Pollywogs" or "boot" Chiefs.
BzB
There are also Nuke depth charges. Just because I want to see what one of those bad boys looks like when it goes off and because sometimes, close is good enough.
My old man had stories of dropping inert nuke depth charge shapes when he was a P-2V driver back in the late '50's/early 60's. Different world back then.
Fitreps, evals and PowerPoint aren't allowed in Heaven.
Neither is NMCI.
Harrier Dude
Living the dream
It exists, it just works.........and you can surf porn on it.
I don't remember if this was covered, but it's a pretty big deal so having it twice doesn't matter: Each squadron's wardroom has a full bar with multiple beers on tap, giant projector screen on the side with movie seats and gaming consoles attached, plus foosball and pool tables. You can blast the music as loud as you want without anyone bothering you, either.
Uh, what's a TORT?