Mice!!!

[feddoc]

http://lgweaponry.com/ad_sheets/gfa.htm

These things are pretty neat...maybe only for the little mice.

 

[nittany03]

http://lgweaponry.com/ad_sheets/gfa.htm
These things are pretty neat...maybe only for the little mice.

And I thought I'd seen everything . . .

 

[gaijin6423]

I'm curious if Masterbates is putting little mice pictures by the door of the Puma to illustrate his kills. Well?

 

[MasterBates]

Debating on Mickey Mouse heads, little mice with X for eyes, pictures of traps, or wedges of cheese.

 

[phrogpilot73]

Debating on Mickey Mouse heads, little mice with X for eyes, pictures of traps, or wedges of cheese.

Sounds like a new poll in the making...

 

[Cate]

 

[BlkPny]

I'll tell you guys what. I'm getting old, my kids have all gone, and my wife ignores me. I lead a pretty boring liife.

But this thread rocks! This has to be the BEST THREAD EVER.

Just knowing that today's elite war-fighters have this kind of ingenuity and imaginations gives me faith in your generation. You guys are sick, twisted, and morally questionable. I like that in people. Keep it up.

By the way, if you are keeping score, Scoober is in first place based on entertainment value, followed closely by MrSaturn for technical inovation. Kudos.

 

[Cobra Commander]

Has anyone mentioned the use of a toaster, blender, or microwave? Because that would be awesome! Mouse smoothies anyone?

 

[snake020]

I mentioned the microwave idea but MB didn't like it because he actually cooks food in there. I suggested using a plastic jar in the microwave that way no mouse plague would ferment in there afterwards.

 

[gaijin6423]

Another twisted USNA thing for mice: Caught one on a sticky trap, and the residual glue kept its front paws stuck together. Tossed him in a water-filled bucket, and let him swim until he was exhausted. Tough little bastard lasted for about half an hour before going under the first time, then only about 10 more minutes of partial sinking/surfacing after that.

 

[cisforsmasher]

update: Mouse is believed to have survived initial ejection from potato gun but was killed upon impact with asphalt basketball court. He had about a five second flight (32 m high and about 25 m/s at impact aka 190 ft and 55 mph). Little bastard almost got away twice before we finally got him good inside the barrel.

 

[skidz]

Find a bottle or can that fits perfectly inside the barrel, or modify for snug fit, and make a sabot for the critter. It will go further and ensure a survivable ejection.


Oh, and we need PICTURES!!

 

[CWJones411]

I suggest painting either mickey mouse heads or mouse silhouettes on the side of the Puma ala:

 

[fc2spyguy]

^I love that idea

 

[phrogpilot73]

^I love that idea

I thought that was what we were talking about, only deciding what MB should choose as a silhouette...