Lifestyles???

[KBayDog]

I said be away from family(read: deployments) When I went to sleep on 9/10 I expected nothing more than my class at 9:35 not 9/11

It's called "I was being facetious."

 

[Jameski]

That would help out a lot... maybe they could use the color pink from now on for sarcasm

 

[KBayDog]

Do they have a sarcasm font we can use?

Nah, it's just much better to explain it for those who don't habla.

There's a lot of that going on lately.

 

[NFOKP]

I said be away from family(read: deployments) When I went to sleep on 9/10 I expected nothing more than my class at 9:35 not 9/11


I was on deployment on 9/11, and to get back to the original thread question...no, the Air Force doesn't have boats, sorry. The Marines do get to ride in them though. Land is overrated. You haven't lived until you've been on the water for months. The bells ring every half hour. Does the Air Force have bells? Does the Air Force even know what the bells are for? Quite frankly, I think the Air Force is scared of bells, maybe tradition too. And if it doesn't have bells and tradition it shouldn't be called a service!

 

[NFOKP]

The Air force has "dining facilities" though...
Can we retititle this thread to "reasons not to join the Air Force"?

I don't know, "dining facilites" does sound a bit nicer than mess decks.

 

[KBayDog]

I don't know, "dining facilites" does sound a bit nicer than mess decks.

"Dining Facilities" (just like "dorms") sounds like "Bells and Whistles," which (by default) makes the Air Force a "Service."

 

[Killer2]

Sorry I was changing the batteries on my sarcasm detector. I should follow the warning...

Do Not read AW without fully charged batteries. Faliure to do so may result in bad rep points.

It's called "I was being facetious."

Somebody's putting to good use their word-a-day dictionary.

 

[KBayDog]

Somebody's putting to good use their word-a-day dictionary.

That's because I are a Marine.

 

[Killer2]

SO I can't fight dragons, but when I get the Butter Bars I can have a word -a- day dictionary. Sweet

 

[KBayDog]

SO I can't fight dragons, but when I get the Butter Bars I can have a word -a- day dictionary. Sweet

It's standard issue at TBS, and comprises 100% of the curriculum. They hold your hand for the first six months; the final six months of the dictionary is self-paced.

BTW, if you go Fox or Alpha, expect to buy two years' worth of Word-a-Day dictionaries.

 

[Killer2]

Man Kbay that is a sweet deal. Who needs a dining facility when you can have all this.

So if I study that dictionary will it increase my chance of getting jets as a Marine NFO?

 

[NFOKP]

"Dining Facilities" (just like "dorms") sounds like "Bells and Whistles," which (by default) makes the Air Force a "Service."

Then the Air Force is a service. I stand corrected. But can they kill dragons? And if they can who is going to take them there? The Navy's amphibs are already packed with dragon fighters and dictionarys.

 

[KBayDog]

So if I study that dictionary will it increase my chance of getting jets as a Marine NFO?

Yes. I personally guarantee it.

 

[Killer2]

Yes. I personally guarantee it.

Finally someone on here who knows if I will get jets. Thanks Kbay, you really do have much to be proud of.

 

[HighDimension]

MTV Cribs yall!!

This is pure motivation:
Basic Officer Training (B.O.T.)

How come we don't get to play volleyball at our OCS?

One good thing about the video, the AF Female Officer is attractive..