I like cake

[makana]

Do any of you guys know how or if it is even possible for me to lateral transfer to being a cake? I heard that like 5 guys a year get selected to re-deisgnate as cakes. You have to have a degree in culinary arts or hospitality (Bach of Science, of course).

Personally, I would love to go Bundt Cake, I heard they get all the chicks and can have the baker frost them with cool thunderbolts and a callsign like "Tasty" or maybe "Dee-lish".

I know that the AF has cakes too, but I heard they are really soft and a little too sweet. I don't think I could hack it as a USMC cake, being inside an MRE for years on end would be too hard.

My cousin's best friend was an eclaire for the Army, but he was a Warrant. Does the Navy do this?

Zab,
I gotta hand it to you, I didn't think this ridiculous thread would make it out of the gate but you have given me new hope that you can still be a P-3 pilot despite being a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

 

[DanMa1156]

Zab, chicks totally dig pies. Cakes are too moist and fluffy... The pies, lemme tell you are warm, firm, and oftentimes, contain just the right about of fruitiness!

 

[zab1001]

48 hours, no sleep, going strong...

and didn't you know? the Webmaster was the "Klinger" of his old squadron...

 

[Tripp]

I had the laser surgery for Cake and put in for Cake, Pie and Muffin...was only picked up for Muffin. Does anyone have any info on Muffin School or what a Muffin does?

How many Muffin slots does the Navy open each year? What are the precentage breakdowns btwn Academy, NROTC, OCS and BDCP????

 

[DanMa1156]

It's not fair! The Academy and NROTC guys get all the Muffin slots! OCS really gets ripped on them. But I mean, really, who wants the muffin spots? Long hours, crappy bosses, people say it's a self-induced torture. Good thing I am shooting for the pie spots, and then laterally transfer to cake (maybe) after I get my eyes fixed.

 

[DanMa1156]

Does anyone know about the living conidtions I can get for Primary Cake/Pie School? Or what the BAH is?

 

[zab1001]

now regretting entering the fray...

 

[DanMa1156]

O c'mon Zab, keep it going, this has become a classic mock-fest.

 

[Fly Navy]

Boobies?

 

[eddie]

No matter what you select, you'll love it!

 

[DanMa1156]

Boobies?

:icon_hamm I want Boobies!!! :bigeyes_1

 

[H20man]

boobies and pie? or boobies and cake?

 

[Tripp]

Mmm...boobies and dessert... :drool_125 :bigeyes_1

 

[Fly Navy]

I Beat The

 

[PropStop]

What have I created!?