Dave, I will do my best, but more than likely, IF anything interesting happens, I will get hanked out the seat so fast my head will spin, being a 3P (or 3rd Pilot) puts me right at the bottom of the food chain so to speak. More incentive for me to qualify as a 2P as soon as possible.
Speaking of violence, have you hugged your recruiter yet, or at least bought him/her a beer? LOL As for mean spirited P3 Pilots, well, I could probably say that we are the most laid back of all communities, "Stress, what stress?", ah the per diem check, and staying out in town drinking a beer after a flight on deployment. Then again, I'll be lucky to see 350 KIAS straight and level as Matt is almost stalling and sucking up lots of high quality JP4 in his F18 abeam me.
Oh well, got to get back to work, looking forward to getting out there, and flying again!