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French Snipers

PropStop

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Not often that I'd post something my mother forwarded to me (you all have that relative who forwards stupid stuff), but this one was pretty funny. I have no idea if it's valid, but it is nevertheless, funny.

FRENCH SNIPER SCHOOL - ORIGIN OF THE TERM "CRACK SHOT"

As one astute observer noted, "you gotta love the Frenchies; only they could come up with a field expedient bench rest that looks like a still shot from "Broke Back Mountain"

Note: This is a valid psychological two-part procedure....first you "moon" your enemy, making him furious and when he stands up to give you the finger you have a MUCH larger target so that even a French sniper can't miss!

Rumor has it the the French snipers' rec. facility has designer drapes colored to match their rifles.
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AllAmerican75

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They're not French, but are actually British. I have no idea why they're doing that though. Seems like an unstable place to rest that rifle.
 
A4sForever

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AllAmerican75 said:
They're not French, but are actually British. ...
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GOOD CALL, "All" ..... "rep" points for you since you take so much sh!t here. Most of it undeserved. It's just because you're a young skull full of cottage cheese.

Speakin' of craniums .... How's football ???
 
AllAmerican75

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A4sForever said:
GOOD CALL, "All" ..... "rep" points for you since you take so much sh!t here. Most of it undeserved. It's just because you're a young skull full of cottage cheese.

Speakin' of craniums .... How's football ???
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It's good. Very different in college than it was in high school. I'm currently missimg out on the pre-season camp because of all the stuff I have to take care of out here in Cali before the school year. But I'll be back in school and in the swing of things in a few days. Yay, Cadre Week.:nonono_12

Woohoo, I've been upgraded to "young skull full of cottage cheese" status. :D
 
mmx1

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We should direct this to the attention of our British chap over in the other thread. Of course, being an aviator, he'll probably blame it on the Army.
 
A4sForever

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AllAmerican75 said:
(football) ..... Very different in college than it was in high school....
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Yeah, tell me about it. I was a "STUD" in H/S football ... but a midget and a weakling in college --@ 6', too.

Fortunately .... I discovered CREW ... the best, all-around sport a young man (or an old one) can participate in .... :)
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AllAmerican75

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A4sForever said:
Yeah, tell me about it. I was a "STUD" in H/S football ... but a midget and a weakling in college --@ 6', too.

Fortunately .... I discovered CREW ... the best, all-around sport a young man (or an old one) can participate in .... :)
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Well, unfortunately, we don't have a lot of flat water out in Appalachia. But we do have boxing. In fact, I'm taking it this semester for PE, should be fun. :D
 
A4sForever

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AllAmerican75 said:
Well, unfortunately, we don't have a lot of flat water out in Appalachia. But we do have boxing. In fact, I'm taking it this semester for PE, should be fun. :D
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COLLEGE:

If you can't row ... BOX. If you can ... DO BOTH. GREAT sports. You'll be a better man for having participated in each/either .... good luck.
 
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