Eight words with two meanings

[Tom]

Me, I was in a fraternity in college, but hey, whatever.

So, you're saying you like dudes...?

 

[Scoob]

Trauma shears work very well for this. They're designed to cut clothing away. Just a little advice for all you flustered Corpsmen and EMT's out there.

With as much as women complain about just how MUCH lingerie costs vs. the amount of time they actually get to wear it before it comes off, I don't recommend destroying it. That's a little self-defeating.



...or maybe I'm just getting old and the passion is slowly draining from my body.

 

[phrogdriver]

So, you're saying you like dudes...?

I'm saying the best way to get with the cheersquad is to be on the football team, not to put on a skirt and tights.

 

[CWJones411]

Wha' did you just say, Lad???!!!

 

[Birdman]

With as much as women complain about just how MUCH lingerie costs vs. the amount of time they actually get to wear it before it comes off, I don't recommend destroying it. That's a little self-defeating.



...or maybe I'm just getting old and the passion is slowly draining from my body.

Al Bundy is a definitely a pioneer of Men's Rights.

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

 

[Brett327]

I can't understand this seemingly universal difficulty men have with this. It amuses me.

Yeah, kind of like chicks and parallel parking, except I'm not amused.

Brett

 

[JMMH]

Keep. Mouth. Shut. (No pun intended.)

Enjoy yourselves. (Pun definitely intended.)

 

[CommodoreMid]

With as much as women complain about just how MUCH lingerie costs vs. the amount of time they actually get to wear it before it comes off, I don't recommend destroying it. That's a little self-defeating.



...or maybe I'm just getting old and the passion is slowly draining from my body.

Right mindset. That would be a good way to lose the ass you were about to get.

 

[Slammer2]

thats what the duct tape and ether is for

 

[MasterBates]

Right mindset. That would be a good way to lose the ass you were about to get.

Scoob? Getting ass?

When did this happen?

 

[QuagmireMcGuire]

thats what the duct tape and ether is for

Did you mean to post this on the plantar wart thread?

 

[Scoob]

Scoob? Getting ass?

When did this happen?

Those in glass trailers shouldn't throw manatees.

 

[MasterBates]

There has been more ass had in the puma than in your Porsche

Chicks either dig it or feel sorry for me.. Either way, it works.

 

[Scoob]

There has been more ass had in the puma than in your Porsche

Chicks either dig it or feel sorry for me.. Either way, it works.

I'm sure you're right - especially if we tally that by gross tonage.

If you only knew how jealous I am of all that quality ass you're conquering in Kingsville, while I'm up here in DC suffering...woe is me.

(How 'bout a roll call of those who have been single, in uniform, and in DC!)

 

[nittany03]

thats what the duct tape and ether is for

OK, that's just creepy.