Eight words with two meanings

[Huggy Bear]

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

 

[Praying4OCS]

I love it. Great job Huggy!

 

[AllAmerican75]

Those are good.

 

[Purdue]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

Does that thing even have a proper name?

 

[raptor10]

Does that thing even have a proper name?

Mk1Mod0 Gratification Impeding Device

 

[CommodoreMid]

Does that thing even have a proper name?

I can't understand this seemingly universal difficulty men have with this. It amuses me.

 

[QuagmireMcGuire]

There comes a point in every lady's life when she discovers ways to weed out the men from the boys and dudes. That is just one of them.

 

[jollygreen07]

There comes a point in every lady's life when she discovers ways to weed out the men from the boys and dudes. That is just one of them.

Ranking system:

Two hands and >2 mins: boys

One hand and <5 sec: Men

Woman removes bra herself, after handing you beer and while you are watching the game: Ultimate master of everything awesome

 

[voodooqueen]

This is an excellent example of gender non-communication--and so far the first laugh I've had today. A quick general concensus of several females agrees that the thingy is a bra hook, informal, or bra fastener, formal. --This also holds true for the ever-surprising front-fastening bra. The corset and merry widow, of course, just have hooks.

 

[QuagmireMcGuire]

Ranking system:

Two hands and >2 mins: boys

One hand and <5 sec: Men

Woman removes bra herself, after handing you beer and while you are watching the game: Ultimate master of everything awesome

Needless to say... there is no such person!!

 

[raptor10]

Needless to say... there is no such person!!

Obviously, you've never been in a sorority...

 

[QuagmireMcGuire]

Obviously, you've never been in a sorority...

Evidently not the kind that you associate with!

That, my friend, is what separates the women from the girls and chicks.

 

[MasterBates]

If being a "woman" means you just make getting laid harder, I'll take the sorority "chicks" thank you very much.

 

[raptor10]

Evidently not the kind that you associate with!

What, the fat ones?

 

[QuagmireMcGuire]

What, the fat ones?

You associate with the fat sororities? Wow! That's kind of like giving a trophy to all the little kids in a soccer game. Everybody's a winner, champ.