My favorite:
[Topic X] is important for United States Marine Corps Marine Officer Candidates at United States Marine Corps Officer Candidate School located on Marine Corps Combat Development Command Quantico in Quantico Virginia on Brown Field...
(That is 26 words right there)
I would throw that one in about 10 times per essay.
Tried that, turned it in at 0500, by 0505 the SI who I wrote it too was in my face asking me if I was trying to insult his intelligence, if I would turn that into one of my college profs, with much more colorful language not suitable for AW. Being a smartass, or trying to defend yourself is usually a no go in their book. However if you are willing to try your luck please let us know how it works out.