F-16 "Vipers" were scrambled by NORAD when a stolen Cessna crossed the border flown by a pilot hoping to be shot down.
Looks like a Darwin award winner.
....which is?
He didn't die or have his genitals destroyed.
He probably didn't get his first selection out of Canadian Flight School.
Why not just crash the thing into the ground if thats what you want the endgame to be? Pu$$y...