Uh, I was going ask if there's a runway more dangerous than a moving one in the middle of the ocean with a touchdown zone less than 200 feet long....
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You forgot to mention the moronic bridge team that chases the winds and swings Final Bearing 15 degrees when you are on a 1 mile final.
We waved a guy off one night because the ship was chasing winds and killing this poor kid's approach. "Waveoff. Ship's in a turn."
5 seconds later, the Captain of the ship called down, "I DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY 'SHIP'S IN A TURN' OVER THE RADIO AGAIN PADDLES!" He was pissed, prolly because if there were a mishap and somewhere on the tape was the LSOs pueling about the ship turning, he'd take part of the blame.
So 10 minutes later the same thing happened, but with a different pilot. My buddy was the Controlling LSO and I was backing up. Kid was having a really tough time, so my buddy waved him off. "Waveoff.......uh, the wake's in a turn." I laughed so hard my side hurt the next day.
We never heard a peep from the bridge.