Cross-Country Nametags

[llnick2001]

Ehh...my birthday.

 

[Renegade One]

Dick Gozinya

 

[jakeey426]

Duncan Heinz

 

[Blutonski816]

Rusty Shackleford

Here's a pic of a guy wearing what has to be a not-too-subtle joke or just an unfortunate birth name...
(you'll need to zoom in a bit to read it properly)

 

[Afterburner76]

Pigfucker McGee

 

[thebluto]

How about some real names:
CTW-6 had a Commander Skipper when I was there

I always enjoy seeing a nametag that says Ensign Swenson or Ensign Jensen

But, my all-time favorite is a young man who's name for the first few years of his career was Seaman Stain

 

[Old R.O.]

I was in preflight with a 2LT Ensign (Ensign was his real last name)
and one of the troops that worked for me was Petty Officer Sergeant (his dad, career Air Force, was SGT Sergeant)

 

[Scoob]

We had an actual Jack Meuff on a det. Real name.

You sure about that?

 

[HueyCobra8151]

I.M. Obvious
Capt USMC


Buddy knew a guy in Pensacola: Seaman Guzzler

 

[KnightNArmor]

We've got a guy now on deployment with us that's a Capt Seargent. Couldn't tell you if he was prior or not but Sgt. Seargent would have been funny as hell to hear.

 

[A4sForever]

We had an "Ensign Henson" in the RAG ... when promoted to JG, he put a sign up on his locker w/ his nametag affixed to it stating:

ENSIGN HENSON IS DEAD

 

[MasterBates]

You sure about that?

As in we did not have to make up his last name.

 

[snake020]

I knew an Air Force WSO whose name was "Major Boner"; also met a "Lieutenant Colonel Ensign" once.

 

[FMRAM]

Not that I have ever worn a cross-country nametag, or a bag for that matter, but Barry N. Peter sounds like a good choice.

 

[Nose]

There was an Ensign named Admiral in primary with me. Scared the shit out of everyone he called on the phone.

We all had nametags with the CO's name which was funny as hell until some chick called the Skipper at home. Oops...