phrogpilot73
Well-Known Member
My funny UC story:
So while in Pendleton, I had to get a long form flight physical. FS tells me that mandatory prostate exams don't start until age 40, and says I can get dressed after the hernia check. After I get dressed, we start talking about family medical history. Not realizing that UC is hereditary - I tell him that my Dad has it. D'oh! "Moooooon River... You gonna use the whole hand doc?"
The gems that came out of that experience:
Doc: "This would be easier if you'd relax."
Me: "Doc, you've got your finger in my ass - it's kind of tough to relax."
Doc: "I'm willing to bet that you want a cigarette right about now."
So while in Pendleton, I had to get a long form flight physical. FS tells me that mandatory prostate exams don't start until age 40, and says I can get dressed after the hernia check. After I get dressed, we start talking about family medical history. Not realizing that UC is hereditary - I tell him that my Dad has it. D'oh! "Moooooon River... You gonna use the whole hand doc?"
The gems that came out of that experience:
Doc: "This would be easier if you'd relax."
Me: "Doc, you've got your finger in my ass - it's kind of tough to relax."
Doc: "I'm willing to bet that you want a cigarette right about now."