Wasn't the Patton sandwich peanut butter, honey, and bacon. Something close to that. God forbid you ever eat margarine, we all know that it is a man made substance that even the hungriest of animals would not touch.
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Chuck Norris: Naval Aviator
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Wow, this was supposed to just be something I thought my buddy did that was funny... but I now see that it has evoked a deep Norris hate response from some!! :icon_wink
Hal/Bubba, I was thinking Webmaster was going easy on my pseudo-repost since it was 2005 when the original thread was made. Feel free to merge them into one 'super-norris post' though...
apologies,
Slag
Hal/Bubba, I was thinking Webmaster was going easy on my pseudo-repost since it was 2005 when the original thread was made. Feel free to merge them into one 'super-norris post' though...
apologies,
Slag
The title of the thread is pretty obvious...if you don't like it, don't read it.
It won't be from Chuck, he's too old to lift his leg that high.
I originally opened the thread to delete it. Then I saw HRH's comments so I left it. But I felt I should at least point out what a decrepit old has been Chuck Norris really is.
Agreed.
Clearly you haven't seen the Total Gym infomercial. You're entering a world of pain.
MasterBates
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Is his Chucknes HOLDING A CARE BEAR?!!?
And wearing a fanny pack?
Looks like the bear kicked Chuck's ass. A lot of blood on Chuck but none on the bear. Chuck looked really scared and pathetic at the end and the bear decided to let him off.
Like I said, Chuck's an old has been pussy. And now it seems he's gay too.
WVUBetaHornet
Sweep the leg..
As we all know that there is only one thing that Chuck could possibly be beating these days. There is plenty of room in his sissy fanny pack for his "total gym"......That's where he keeps his Total Gym...
Someone sounds bitter...maybe you two have bad history?As we all know that there is only one thing that Chuck could possibly be beating these days. There is plenty of room in his sissy fanny pack for his "total gym"......
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