No, I don't mean our resident Whidbey Island VP 3P and lunch go-getter.
I mean favorite spots to grab a bite when you touch down. ON BASE/airfield. No "Hooters in Austin". The weirder the better. A few of mine:
BEST (imho):
Whidbey (yes there are a FEW good things there) had a great slop-shop in one of the VP hangars. I can see why you guys have such huge guts. They served these ridiculous ground beef filled taco tubes with hot sauce. Good sausage and biscuits too. Excellent hangover cure after a terrible night "on the town" in Oak Harbor at "the Screaming Dolphin" or "Blue Oyster" or whatever that sh!t-hole bar is called.
Okinawa Navy side Propstop on Kadena Air Base. Mmmmm Buckwheat noodles and mystery meat.
Utapao Royal Thai Naval Airbase snack shack. Anything 'hand made' is eat at your own risk. I threw the dice a few times and had some great soups. More varieties of "Pringles" than I ever thought possible (pickle? prawn?). Good 'fried rice' or whatever they slop in a 16 oz styro for a buck. (Also has a great gift shop when you realize you didn't buy anyone back home anything on that trip).
WORST
Royal Omani Air Force US Navy Messing Facility. "Would you like me to spit in this some more?" God help the hapless LTJG who has to buy food for a 10 hour burner for his entire crew in this "moonbase-alpha" crotch of the world. MINIMAL english. You order pancakes and get simple sugar syrup with them (granular sugar melted into water). Anything with cheese contains cheese made from the milk of any animal BUT a cow. Beef? Dream on, thats Camel baby! All time worst: "BBQ Chiksen sambwich" (actual spelling) featuring every joint, bit of skin, and fat from a chicken, sans any actual edible meat, in ketchup. MMMMMM. (Really good ice cream in the desert though, WEIRD).
Andersen Air Base Guam: if the Dunkin Donuts in Flt Ops is actually open, you can get a decent cup of coffee and a fat pill. But if you're on ops hours and they're closed, you're screwed. You can choose between what I think are the worst box lunches EVER (PB and J, Snickers Bar, can of Coke???) or the amazing carousal machine of Ramen Noodles and "chik'n and bak'n sandwich (NOTE: CONTAINS NO CHICKEN OR BACON).
I mean favorite spots to grab a bite when you touch down. ON BASE/airfield. No "Hooters in Austin". The weirder the better. A few of mine:
BEST (imho):
Whidbey (yes there are a FEW good things there) had a great slop-shop in one of the VP hangars. I can see why you guys have such huge guts. They served these ridiculous ground beef filled taco tubes with hot sauce. Good sausage and biscuits too. Excellent hangover cure after a terrible night "on the town" in Oak Harbor at "the Screaming Dolphin" or "Blue Oyster" or whatever that sh!t-hole bar is called.
Okinawa Navy side Propstop on Kadena Air Base. Mmmmm Buckwheat noodles and mystery meat.
Utapao Royal Thai Naval Airbase snack shack. Anything 'hand made' is eat at your own risk. I threw the dice a few times and had some great soups. More varieties of "Pringles" than I ever thought possible (pickle? prawn?). Good 'fried rice' or whatever they slop in a 16 oz styro for a buck. (Also has a great gift shop when you realize you didn't buy anyone back home anything on that trip).
WORST
Royal Omani Air Force US Navy Messing Facility. "Would you like me to spit in this some more?" God help the hapless LTJG who has to buy food for a 10 hour burner for his entire crew in this "moonbase-alpha" crotch of the world. MINIMAL english. You order pancakes and get simple sugar syrup with them (granular sugar melted into water). Anything with cheese contains cheese made from the milk of any animal BUT a cow. Beef? Dream on, thats Camel baby! All time worst: "BBQ Chiksen sambwich" (actual spelling) featuring every joint, bit of skin, and fat from a chicken, sans any actual edible meat, in ketchup. MMMMMM. (Really good ice cream in the desert though, WEIRD).
Andersen Air Base Guam: if the Dunkin Donuts in Flt Ops is actually open, you can get a decent cup of coffee and a fat pill. But if you're on ops hours and they're closed, you're screwed. You can choose between what I think are the worst box lunches EVER (PB and J, Snickers Bar, can of Coke???) or the amazing carousal machine of Ramen Noodles and "chik'n and bak'n sandwich (NOTE: CONTAINS NO CHICKEN OR BACON).