Freaking hilarious, Canidate!
Next time I'm in San Diego I'm just going to stop by 85 to ask how to join the unit. I'm sure they'll point me in the right direction right. Oh and I'm really hoping the Army will let me go with the down sizing and all.
They're holding a Pilot Selection Board "soon." I'm not sure if the message is out or if the date is public, but I bet IBB or one of the other guys there could connect you with the OpsO, who usually runs the PSB. I don't have access to message traffic here, so I can't forward it along if it is out.