Great video - and I do remember that episode of South Park.
It's a shit video that misses the obvious...
People want to call Mike Trout one of the best players to ever play the game and there's a good chance he will retire with fewer than 450 HRs. Willie Mays has 660. Mantle has 536. Too many people are lost in the sauce of statistical estimates vs actual accomplishments. Trout has been in the big leagues 16 seasons and might retire with fewer than 2,000 hits when an all-time great would be knocking on 3,000. Going back to Willie Mays, he has almost
double the amount of hits as Trout and Mantle has 700 more.
You aren't an all time great because you hit 40 HRs in a year when the rest of the league happened to hit worse than normal. And the biggest yawn factor of it all is that walks went from missed HOF opportunities to the most valuable event next to a HR. We used to define 'great hitters' as people who could put a piece of wood on the ball. You know where the kid in little league who walks all the time is going to hit in the order? Last.
This is not to say Trout isn't a great player, but I watched Barry Bonds, Ken Griffey Jr, Andruw Jones, and Carlos Beltran, and Trout is... not in their league.
People are comparing Juan Soto to the 'modern day Ted Williams.' Soto has a career 280 batting average. He's hit 300+ twice in his 9 year career. These players are not the same.
Want to make baseball more interesting? Revert to the 1988 - 1995 strike zone where it's top of the knees, not bottom of knees. It was elongated because umps weren't calling it right. Once they did start calling it right around the late 00s, the low, hard slider - erm, 'sweeper' (I fucking hate that word) - is unhittable.
Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani hitting 50+ dongs a year is what the league needs, not a crash course on why Trout, Lindor, and Soto are amazing because a linear regression model says so. You want to shout at people that hitting 140 RBIs is 'luck' and 'fake stats' but wRC+ is 'truth' and you're going to lose fans. The Big Hurt wasn't good at baseball, he was just in the right place at the right time? GTFO. A career 270 BA SS is better than a SS who retired with 4 world titles and over 3,000 hits because statisticians want to ret-con a career? No. As I like to tell people - WAR was invented to find hidden value in mediocre players... you don't need WAR to identify a HOFer.
There's a serious messaging problem MLB has on its hands and it's losing it to stats nerds who don't actually watch games for entertainment.
And the other aspect that baseball needs to look at is guaranteed contracts. A team like the Angels or Nationals shouldn't be doomed to a decade of losing because Rendon or Strasburg suffer career-ending injuries. Nor Cincinnati for signing the corpse of Ken Griffey Jr. The MLBPA loves it, but the fans don't.
I've already said my piece about pitchers not facing guys 3-4 times a game, but I've resigned myself that this aspect of the game is never coming back. But I really do hate seeing "so-and-so pitcher has 10 starts of 2 ER or fewer, best since Tom Seaver" when so-and-so pitcher is throwing 4 2/3 innings per start and Seaver pushed 300 innings a year. That might get the teenage crowd excited, but it makes the 40+ crowd roll their eyes.