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Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god

awesome, just freaking awesome.

...the next time I'm preflighting my third P-3 after another prop leak, I'll just gut an opossum and sprinkle some blood on the nose gear.
 
We don't cover animal sacrifices under the original warranty or purchase entitlements, though it may be available under the Gold Care plan.....I'll check
 
Here....someone sacrificed a cow...did not help the plane, it actually caused more damage than expected...:eek:

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Schnugg said:
Here....someone sacrificed a cow...did not help the plane, it actually caused more damage than expected...:eek:
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Child's play. One of the IPs here was almost an ace in one night, thanks to several deer.

Is the manatee joke too overused to use it here?
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For the love of god, the answer is YES!
 
How weird. I'd figure that the Hindus would be one of the last groups out there to kill an animal for anything.

Must be a Nepali tradition.
 
Schnugg said:
Here....someone sacrificed a cow...did not help

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Different time/place -- same idea. :D

When I was going through training, one of our STUDs shot a cow -- that probably presented a threat, I am sure --- with a 2.75" FFAR on an armed G-Route -- don't ask me why ... mebbe a "target of opportunity??" We used to fly G-Routes (low level stage) and then hit Yankee or Dixie targets with 20mm, 2.75's, or Blue Death .... a GREAT training evolution for all and eagerly anticipated by Instructors and STUDs!!!

Of course, the severely inflated cow now became prize Santa Gertrudis stock when the farmer/rancher unceremoniously dumped the cow (now resembling a blowfish) at the front gate to make his point ....

CNATRA "bought" the cow -- don't know if any steaks ended up on the Admiral's dining table -- and "they" dropped the "armed" portion of the G-Routes after that incident. Too bad -- "they" should have just hammered the particular STUD in question. I guess "they" figured the rest of us could not understand the phrase ... "don't shoot the cows..." :)
 
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