I have been charged with planning a Dining In for my unit's Khaki. We are a blended unit, AD/RC and blended in that we have surface and seabee rates/designators. I am trying to think of fun and funny fines, pranks, jokes, and other such tom foolery.
Current jokes that I have in the works are below.
1. Serve the head table entrees on kiddie plates (think dora the explorer)
2. I have a Build-A-Bear that has dress whites; the first person found to be out of uniform s/he must carry around the bear until s/he learns the proper uniform protocol. (Side note, did you know mini-medals/pins are the perfect size on the Build-A-Bears?)
3. The book Mighty Mighty Construction Site will be loaned to the newest SWO/fleet rate Chief in the unit so that s/he can read up on construction techniques over the course of the evening.
4. The newest CEC/seabee will be handed a toy boat to tote around all night so that they can learn all about the boats that they have never seen before.
Any other suggestions? We are doing both alcoholic and non-alcoholic grog (a poor, unfortunate group has a gun shoot the next day). I am pretty open to just about anything!
Current jokes that I have in the works are below.
1. Serve the head table entrees on kiddie plates (think dora the explorer)
2. I have a Build-A-Bear that has dress whites; the first person found to be out of uniform s/he must carry around the bear until s/he learns the proper uniform protocol. (Side note, did you know mini-medals/pins are the perfect size on the Build-A-Bears?)
3. The book Mighty Mighty Construction Site will be loaned to the newest SWO/fleet rate Chief in the unit so that s/he can read up on construction techniques over the course of the evening.
4. The newest CEC/seabee will be handed a toy boat to tote around all night so that they can learn all about the boats that they have never seen before.
Any other suggestions? We are doing both alcoholic and non-alcoholic grog (a poor, unfortunate group has a gun shoot the next day). I am pretty open to just about anything!