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Yeah, it seems we've got some picky eaters around here. I'd call boat wardroom food thoroughly average. It's cafeteria food that's usually OK, occasionally not bad at all, and has enough selection that you can usually avoid what sucks.
The only thing that really sucks is when some junior CS tries to stretch a batch of fresh veggies in the salad bar one day too long . . . ugh.
It's not just about the turd but rather the quality of the turd. When you hear terms such as floaters, sinkers, and cross-bowl spanners bantered about in the back of the ready room, your boat is overdue for a port call.You know your food is crappy...errr..shitty..You know it sucks when it doesn't make a turd.
We've got a vegan in our unit. She stocks up every chance she gets. Sort of like a squirrel gather nuts. Still, she looks like an Auschwitz survivor near the end of deployment.
One destroyer my dad was on had a CS1 who was a no-shit ACI-trained chef. It's all government-issued food, but it's astonishing how much better it can be with cooks who know what they're doing and give a shit. And the converse is true, too. When they don't give a fuck, it's very obvious.
Last cruise, we were hind-teat frigate in theater. The unrep ship was always low on everything by the time they got to us. We didn't starve, but were out of everything fresh and they dug deep into the deep-storage reefers. Finally after six weeks or so we got a turn first in line. I've never in my life seen adults so ecstatic to see produce. People were shoveling oranges and grapes in as fast as they could get them.
At Great Lakes when I was going through boot-camp the galley was great, they even had their own bakery. Everything baked was fresh!We had a CS that was sent to one of those nice schools, he was the CS in the CPO mess and food was great, we also would have chocolate covered strawberries every Saturday as well as other cool food and desserts.
I think some of it is also just skill, some people just know how to make the food great, just like some people have the feel for woodworking or drywall, some have it for cooking.