Navy OCS quotes

[AllYourBass]

I always wanted to do that, but didn't want to get seawalled. One OC who's currently there got in big trouble because at one point he shouted "COCK! BALLS!"

I wanted somebody to do that my whole time there! The closest we came to that ditty being funny was when we didn't have ditties anymore. One of our chow hall door bodies—my "O/C Smith" from the last story, in fact—accidentally started to say the ditty but then stopped when he realized there were no ditties anymore. So it sounded like this:

Section Leader: Door bodies off the rear...
Class: DOOR BODIES OFF THE REAR, AYE SECTION LEADER!
Door Bodies: Aye section leader!
O/C Smith: Cock......
Class: ............
Class: *laughing*

 

[Angry]

One morning during PT we did nothing but lunges for about an hour. As one of the candidates is puking...
DI: "Hey XXXX, are you throwing up?"
OC: "Yes Sir!"
DI: "Well, no one cares! Keep lunging!"

A different morning at PT when one of our class just kept jacking everything up...
DI: "OC XXXX, what direction does the sun orbit around the earth?"
OC: "Sir, clockwise sir!"
DI: "No you idiot, the earth orbits the sun! You know what, ORBIT ME!"
OC then spends about 10 minutes bear crawling around the DI as the DI is walking around the formation, while the DI keeps screaming "ORBIT ME!"

 

[LFCFan]

I always wanted to do that, but didn't want to get seawalled.
SUYA-ed? Yes (although we weren't, but that's another story). Seawalled, no. We did it as the last chow shift on a Sunday night, so we were only seen by candios, chow hall staff, and maybe an ODS class.

"Seawalling" for the most part is a big myth. There was a guy when I was there who was "sent to the start of training" (put in H for like 5 or 6 weeks) because he mouthed off about his chief to another class team member when asked why he earned a demerit (there is probably more to it that I don't know). You have to do something seriously stupid as an individual for them to do that, not just an entire class messing around in chow hall. I got so sick of hearing "You'll get seawalled for that!" during indoc week for dumb shit like sitting on your rack when tying your boots or leaning against a wall. I eventually thought it was just a myth from the P-cola days (back when training started at the seawall or something, hence the name) and not something they actually did anymore.

So all the aspiring OCs reading this: You will not be seawalled for little trivial things. Do you really think that the Navy/OCS would waste thousands of dollars because you sat on a bed when they give lesser punishments for more severe offenses.

One OC who's currently there got in big trouble because at one point he shouted "COCK! BALLS!"

Some class teams seem to have just given up on this ditty.

 

[eas7888]

GySgt: "Run to that stop sign and back again. This time take the radio."
jtdees: "Aye, sir!" (Runs to stop sign, starts coming back)
Radio: "Get on your face! In-n-outs, now!"
jtdees: (to radio) "Aye, sir!" (begins)
Radio: "Don't yell through the radio, yell so I can hear you from here!"

etc., for 10 minutes.

What class were you in?

 

[jtdees]

13-11.

 

[BlkPny]

In AOCS, during one of our last Personnel Inspections, DI W. R. Schuette stopped in front of one of us, slowly looked to his left and right, and reached up to the candidate's collar insignia, small anchors worn on each side, and he turned one over, something he'd never done before.

"One gig" he roared. "Back of anchors dirty."

The entire class let out a slow groan.

He took a step back and assumed the stance he affected when about to make one of his pronouncements; ramrod straight, left foot slightly forward, left hand on his junk.

"Any man who doesn't clean the back of his anchors, doesn't wipe his ass!"

Words to live by.

 

[Meesh]

During Drill Practice on particular candidate just could not manipulate the weapon the way the DI wanted him to:

"Officer candidate XXX, if this were a video game you would be out of lives!"
"YOU! Do that again and I'm going to javelin this weapon at you!"
"I'm only going to give you one demerit, because you are going to rack them up."
"Come Drill Comp day, you better be at medical!"
"Go over there and get destroyed by the chief!"
"get on your face and push until I'm tired!"


Same candidate during PT :
"XXX, I dont know why, but when ever I see you not moving, I want to destroy YOUR FACE!"

One particular Instructor giving a pre-test Q&A:
"sometimes I just sound sarcastic, that's the way it is... so suck it."
"What is the greatest coalition in the Navy... and don't say filipino Mafia."

And our Chief having a heart to heart:
"I Need your help to break you down... Aye Aye Sir." Class"AYE AYE SIR!"

Enjoy!

 

[croakerfish]

He took a step back and assumed the stance he affected when about to make one of his pronouncements; ramrod straight, left foot slightly forward, left hand on his junk.

WTF? Was he trying to hide his sadist-boner?

 

[mad dog]

HA!

Man, I'm flipping bawling (laughing) like a little baby right now...what a GREAT thread!

I'm fortunate to be able to fly with quite a few AOCS graduates at work...and we often hash over stuff that was stated at AOCS...great times!

I love this stuff!

Keep it rolling, please!



mad dog
AOCS Class 41-86
Gunnery Sergeant Jones, United States Marine Corps

 

[Surf]

Every morning on the PT field during the warm up lap was always interesting, each DI had their on running cadences to "motivate" us. Some, may have been more awesome then others. My favorite was always, "Mama and Papa were lyin' in the bed...".

 

[ironhead79ltc]

During a talk before drill comp:
OC: "Sir, when I do the movements and am trying to break the dang gone rifle I get all stiff."
DI: " Shit when I pop a damn rifle I get stiff too, don't be ashamed"
OC: " umm I meant my muscles"
DI: " well yeah that too"
Class is dying

 

[Chachi]

DI: "It's always the fat one..."