Navy OCS quotes

[Tycho_Brohe]

The one I heard along the same lines as "punch the midget" (maybe even from the same DI):

"Is anyone here offended by foul language?"
*silence*
"No, I'm being serious. Who here is offended by foul language?"
*one brave OC raises his/her hand*
"...I don't give a F*CK!"

 

[LFCFan]

Chief: "All right, everyone is getting a medium fade for their haircut. No high and tights...a medium fade, y'understand? Except LFCFan, you're getting a 1 all over. Otherwise you'd have some George Jefferson shit going on with your hair!" (this was said to many a candidate with anything odd in their receding hairline)

One I stole recently from a friend who isn't on AW:

DI: "You all need to act more motivated!! You all applied to come here, right? You didn't have some owl deliver a freaking magical Harry Potter letter asking you to come, right?!"

Also, will someone in 11-13 or 10-13D tell the story about a certain SNFO candidate who took a certain instruction from a DI too literally and ran off. I wasn't there, don't want to steal it, and know that someone on here from those classes has to be able to tell it.

 

[AllYourBass]

Chief: "All right, everyone is getting a medium fade for their haircut. No high and tights...a medium fade, y'understand? Except LFCFan, you're getting a 1 all over. Otherwise you'd have some George Jefferson shit going on with your hair!" (this was said to many a candidate with anything odd in their receding hairline)

One I stole recently from a friend who isn't on AW:

DI: "You all need to act more motivated!! You all applied to come here, right? You didn't have some owl deliver a freaking magical Harry Potter letter asking you to come, right?!"

Also, will someone in 11-13 or 10-13D tell the story about a certain SNFO candidate who took a certain instruction from a DI too literally and ran off. I wasn't there, don't want to steal it, and know that someone on here from those classes has to be able to tell it.

I will tell it with pleasure. It was one of my favorite moments at OCS. I will refer to the person as O/C Smith for decency

So, in our second or third week—the last weeks before moving into New Nimitz—our class was assembled in the second-deck NAPS room to do indoor PT. Our section leader for the day was O/C Smith, so he was leading us through the warmup stretches. Shortly after we finished stretching, our GySgt and Senior Chief burst through the doors to take over (i.e., they would take over leading the class and O/C Smith would rejoin the formation). Everyone jumps to attention and screams the greeting.


*GySgt walks over to relieve O/C Smith.*

GySgt: GO SOMEPLACE ELSE, SMITH!

O/C Smith: AYE SIR!

*O/C Smith bolts out the door. The entire class breaks into a fit of laughing masked poorly by coughs. GySgt just stares at the door, speechless, and holds back about 90% of his smile.*

GySgt: ........................somebody go get Smith.

*The O/C nearest the door runs out and comes back 20 seconds later with O/C Smith.*

 

[LFCFan]

Yep, that's the one.

I found out that OC "Smith" (...or Ro-"Smith") and I went to the same high school and didn't know each other. I made it my mission in life to make sure that everyone who overheard the conversation I had with him about this before a briefing never told class team about it, as it would no doubt have made for easy ammunition.

 

[Tycho_Brohe]

I found out that OC "Smith" (...or Ro-"Smith")...

Hehehe, ro-Smith, I get it.

GySgt: GO SOMEPLACE ELSE, SMITH!

O/C Smith: AYE SIR!

*O/C Smith bolts out the door.*

Instant willing obedience to orders, I'll give him that.

 

[Gatordev]

Question: will this thread make it so you that you don't bore people in Primary with your "...this one time, in band camp..." stories?

I keed! Actually, no, I probably don't...

 

[helolumpy]

At my winging in the HT's each service toasted the other services at the "Over Tourque". (I know this is a HT standard, I don't know if the VT's do it at thier wingings)

I do remember the Coast Guard Officer toasted the Marines Corps with "To the Marines... may your careers be as long and successful as your TBS stories!"

The CO of HT-18 was a Marine Colonel and even he got a good laugh out of that one.

 

[LFCFan]

Question: will this thread make it so you that you don't bore people in Primary with your "...this one time, in band camp..." stories?

I keed! Actually, no, I probably don't...

Worse. It will be "did you see that thread of other peoples' stories on airwarriors?"

When "OC Smith" gets to primary people will want to hear about how ridiculous he was at OCS. He's that much of a character.

I'm going to intel school soon, where everyone either went to OCS or lat-transfered...so I'm sure the DI stories will flow there, as will the contests for who had the hardest class team.

 

[LET73]

Question: will this thread make it so you that you don't bore people in Primary with your "...this one time, in band camp..." stories?

I keed! Actually, no, I probably don't...

Nope, I'm sure the OCS stories will continue to flow. They're like sea stories, only there's a more limited/less interesting selection to choose from. And I say that as a "band camper."

That said, OCS is funny as hell--often at the time, and definitely looking back--just one of those "you had to be there" kind of things.

 

[jtdees]

GySgt: "Run to that stop sign and back again. This time take the radio."
jtdees: "Aye, sir!" (Runs to stop sign, starts coming back)
Radio: "Get on your face! In-n-outs, now!"
jtdees: (to radio) "Aye, sir!" (begins)
Radio: "Don't yell through the radio, yell so I can hear you from here!"

etc., for 10 minutes.

 

[croakerfish]

In the chow hall:
DI: "I wish I could meet the man who decided you should be a Naval Officer...SO I COULD KNIFE HIM IN THE THROAT!"

 

[MGoBrew11]

In chow hall, company is confronted by a DI after making hissing sound to alert table of time warning---

DI: “What was that? What the hell was that noise?”
OC: “Sucking wind viciously, sir.”
DI: “Sucking wind viciously? Who told you to do that?”
OC: “Sir, the table…”
DI: “The table? The table told you to? Stop lying to me.”
OC: “Sir, it is to warn other OCs of the time warning.”
DI: “Oh. Good idea.”

DIs were in the shark tank trying to stifle laughter the whole time. This was about a week before CandiO phase started.

 

[Tycho_Brohe]

Passed on from my RDC:

*a routine day at Ney Hall, with dozens of candidates shouting 'Cock! Drive!'*
RDC (to another RDC): It's a regular cock-festival in here.
*DI overhears this, walks over to OCs*
DI: When you're doing those facing movements, you need to concentrate on the 'cock'! CONCENTRATE ON THE COCK!
*several RDCs/DIs duck into galley to avoid being seen laughing*

 

[LFCFan]

During one of our last chows before candio we "turned ditties back on" to a ridiculous level. Some even yelled "DRIVE COCK!"

 

[Tycho_Brohe]

During one of our last chows before candio we "turned ditties back on" to a ridiculous level. Some even yelled "DRIVE COCK!"

I always wanted to do that, but didn't want to get seawalled. One OC who's currently there got in big trouble because at one point he shouted "COCK! BALLS!"