The Corvette is the most awesomest car ever!!!!
Okay we get it, you think Corvettes are nice, that's great. Did you really need to waste that much time telling us about it? The OP ain't getting a Corvette, maybe you need to spend less time on AW and more time here.
Ummmm, you really need to look a little closer, the Mustang and Caprice appear twice and the Thunderbird appears three times on the list (at least their names do).
So when you say a 4 cylinder destroys a muscle car, it just shows you really have not spent time under the hood of a car, or understanding, how a car functions INHO.
Okay Mr. Clarkson, simmer down now.