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Funny Air New Zealand Ad

scoolbubba

scoolbubba

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I always thought Aussies were good looking broads. I'll have to give their kiwi cousins a look too, after seeing this...

 
That took me two passes to figure out...of course the day of hot stewardesses has passed along with the sixties...now we are left with stewardesses from the sixties and gay "flight attendants" with bad attitudes. That and joining the 'mile high club' is now a felony...
 
Wait what? Sex on a plane is a felony? The terrorists HAVE won, then...

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I would certainly pay a premium with body-painted staff on my airline that looked like THOSE chicks...
 
I sure hope United, AA, Delta, et al, don't go with the painted uniforms....ewe....
 
picklesuit said:
...of course the day of hot stewardesses has passed along with the sixties...now we are left with stewardesses from the sixties and gay "flight attendants" with bad attitudes...
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True in the States, but overseas airlines still definitely believe in the "hot stewardesses draw customers" philosophy. BA tends toward the slightly-older-still-hot MILF-y types, Iceland Air had these Viking broads. Emirates gets very good-looking Euro ladies; not the sort of job a proper Muslim woman has, after all. Ethiopian's stews were stacked (imagine Marilyn Monroe if she were black).
 
I think P-3s should have civilian contracted female stewardesses of the hottest kind. Just a thought.
 
xj220 said:
I think P-3s should have civilian contracted female stewardesses of the hottest kind. Just a thought.
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Maybe not P-3's, but does anyone remember the tall stacked blonde stewardess that used to be on the charter DC-3 from AUTEC to NAS Jax in the 80's? It took her all of about 10 seconds to put about 20 sailors in their place (me included). I used to pray for the C-130 to break, just to ride that plane.

(with my luck she was probably one of A-4's ex-wives)
 
picklesuit said:
That took me two passes to figure out...of course the day of hot stewardesses has passed along with the sixties...now we are left with stewardesses from the sixties and gay "flight attendants" with bad attitudes. That and joining the 'mile high club' is now a felony...
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Ummmm, not if you are flying your own little Cessna in turbulence with the autopilot on :eek:

5,280 MSL or above counts :D
 
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