why I do what I do

[eddie]

If only regulars were allowed to post then we would be an incestuous gang devoid of any humor.

We aren't??

AWESOME, btw, Cron. Especially your signature, which I never noticed before.

And for those of us who don't speak dead languages, it says, what?

What happened to Rudyard Kipling and the days when poetry wasn't gay?

"Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not."

 

[skim]

And for those of us who don't speak dead languages, it says, what?

Klingon is not dead:icon_devi

 

[eddie]

Klingon is not dead:icon_devi

You speak Klingon? You bought the tapes?

How do you say: "Today is a good day to die" ??

 

[BlackBearHockey]

"Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not."

For my concentration I've had to take a number of nasty hippie poetry classes, I enjoy being able to share more... modern... ones in a Kipling fashion

What's that, hippie teacher? You want a flowery haiku? I think not!
http://theinsurgentconservative.blogspot.com/

 

[skim]

You speak Klingon? You bought the tapes?

How do you say: "Today is a good day to die" ??

Uhhh...I was kidding...

 

[eddie]

Uhhh...I was kidding...

Google suggests there are plenty of people out there who aren't though...

 

[FLYMARINES]

This thread reminds me of Harrier Dude's sig:

"You're among Spartans now, so stand up and try not to say anthing gay."

 

[Cron]

I'm sure most of you got this, but this bit of poetry is a bust on the USAF's completely retarded "airman's creed" that came out (if you will) a year or two ago.

True, but I did try to incorporate some elements of the Sailor's and Soldier's Creeds as well, just to make it more fair.

Had I known so many people would get a kick out of it, I would've put a bit more thought into it though.

And for those of us who don't speak dead languages, it says, what?

I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

 

[MasterBates]

My Katapult is better.

 

[skim]

I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

"El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?"

-Encino Man

 

[armada1651]

The OP ought to post a picture of this alleged girlfriend so at least there's some shred of evidence of straightness...so far, I just don't see it.

 

[navy09]

The OP ought to post a picture of this alleged girlfriend so at least there's some shred of evidence of straightness...so far, I just don't see it.

I think he ran for the hills. Everyone on here is just so mean

 

[MasterBates]

Pictures/HUD Tape or it didn't happen.

 

[scoolbubba]

you'll know soon enough if his girl is for real, MB. The OP will be playing magic the gathering in the back of your hummer in a year or so...


::hides as E-2 FO daddies try to end my existence with a level 9 spell of the infinite doom::

 

[Uncle Fester]

you'll know soon enough if his girl is for real, MB. The OP will be playing magic the gathering in the back of your hummer in a year or so...

Wish I could say you were wrong. First thing I thought when someone mentioned jizzwad is a SNFO was, Oh Christ, watch - he'll go E-2's.