why I do what I do

[KCOTT]

this thread is hysterical

 

[Casual]

He's in 10

Unpossible. This is the type of thing that you'd find in 4.

 

[Kickflip89]

Yeah, we didn't need motivational thoughts, we had a squadron bar.

AWESOME, btw, Cron. Especially your signature, which I never noticed before.

 

[HAL Pilot]

So I guess its back to making fun of FC2SpyGuy and Midnight (I mean OttoWrote8)

Don't worry, we make fun of you too in the private mod forum.

You may give Otto crap, but 9 out of 10 would not have made it through OCS with all the extra attention he received.

 

[peachesnel]

I would think in the ready room they would allow you to keep going so they could laugh as you fell flat on your face.

Damn it I want some more poetry.

Someone would tell him to stop talking. He probably wouldn't. But it's a good excuse for him pay for the next keg.

 

[badger16]

He's in 10

Then I think this actually needs to make it's way to the Ready Room.

 

[Kickflip89]

Yikes. That would be pretty harsh.

 

[TwosBlind]

Then I think this actually needs to make it's way to the Ready Room.

brutal.

 

[HueyCobra8151]

Holy hell this thread needs some immediate re-hetero-izing:

 

[badger16]

I'm only kidding. I think he's got his fair share on here.

 

[HackerF15E]

AirWarriors Creed

I am an AirWarriors forum member.
I have answered my forum’s call,
and I will obey the orders of the mods above me.

My mission is to post, rep, and occasionally drunken post and drunken rep,
I am faithful to a proud heritage,
I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy, the enemies of the forum in close combat.

My forum’s sword and shield,
I am proficient in my grammar,
I shall never bestow Caps Lock unto anyone.

I will never leave an AirWarriors forum member behind
without taking pictures of his drunken ass beforehand,
I will never falter, and I will not fail.

I am committed to excellence and the fair treatment of all,
lest they be posers or uber-gay.
I will never ask the % question.

I am an AirWarriors forum member.

I'm sure most of you got this, but this bit of poetry is a bust on the USAF's completely retarded "airman's creed" that came out (if you will) a year or two ago.

Well done, I say. Well done.

 

[MattWSU]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airman's_Creed

 

[bunk22]

Freakin awesome and I think that this thread didn't go the way jizwad....err...jwad wanted it to.

 

[statesman]

You may give Otto crap, but 9 out of 10 would not have made it through OCS with all the extra attention he received.

I have non AW material that I can give Otto crap for.... But I love him anyways, he's my drinking buddy after all... well until Midnight and then he has to go to bed... be it in a bar or a hotel room come 12 o'clock he is asleep.

 

[phrogdriver]

Thats the internet for you though! Do you really think this guy would have got up in front of his squadron and said, "Excuse me gentlemen, I wrote a poem for you all." Yeah fuckin right! He would have been laughed at so hard, and he knows it! The internet can fog rational judgement sometimes. You will talk about things on a forum before you will say them to a person. I took a college class that discussed this once. If the guy really enjoys writing poems, then it would probably be in his best interest not to tell his navy friends! lol

Seeing as he's actually IN P-cola and you're not yet, I'll stand up for ENS ee cummings and say that you're in no position to bust his balls.

What happened to Rudyard Kipling and the days when poetry wasn't gay?